Well, at least whoever named the thing did a good job.
“We need a name to make our plane, which is held together with hopes and good intentions and could suddenly pop out of existence, sound good. What have you got?”
Well, at least whoever named the thing did a good job.
“We need a name to make our plane, which is held together with hopes and good intentions and could suddenly pop out of existence, sound good. What have you got?”
School shooters Companies selling food by weight
Telling children to 'Eat Lead'
“I always did think that the 7,000 lb. refrigerator, with no crumple zones; that can accelerate to 60 mph in less than 3 seconds; and that already has a history of non-responsive brakes was too safe for pedestrians. Good to see there are ways to deal with that.”
“Yeah, the element of surprise is worth every penny”
“I came up with a new Neoliberal foreign policy for peace in the Middle East!”
“Based on justice and dialectical materialism or just lifted from the villain in RoboCop?”
“RoboCop…”
“It’s a joke bro! Haven’t you ever heard of the ‘Patrick’s Wallet’ meme? I was doing the meme, it’s epic!”
“Well, the data is quite clear…Millennials and Gen Z are spending twice as much on groceries all of a sudden. And, as I’m sure you are all well aware, THERE IS NO INFLATION! So the only explanation is young people being irresponsible.”
Hmm, brags about making new memes, uses 20 year old meme from a car insurance commercial to do so…
lol, Keep up, Reality Matrix, the Count DeMonet gag has been done already
Pope’s are like: “Oh, yeah, we’re still doing this…everyone gave us the money, but wouldn’t you know it, we haven’t found anyone with more need than a small handful of church officials to distribute it to.”
Hmm, I was going to make a Double Secret Probation joke, but that Dean is way too much more serious about effecting change than the Dems for it to work
It’s like the nation version of Uncle Ruckus’ safety-orange wallet
“What? It is self-driving! It drives itself straight into walls!”
lol, Where were you when it stopped being obvious that Powerthirst is satirical?
You’re right! Israel should be forced to unconditionally surrender and submit to a war crimes tribunal at The Hauge
“AHH! The WOKE MIND VIRUS is spreading! Now it got London?!”
“Didn’t they already officially debunk this obvious bullshit?”
“Oh, so you’re just going to believe the US government?”
Also, “many believe”
Musk-ochist
(in case it’s unclear, going for a pun on masochist here)
Is it even legal for them to post a take this bad without a to warn people?
So, this sort of thing is just (or at least mostly) ruining public education, right? Like:
“We’re legally obliged to provide an education. But if you want that education to be ‘factual’, or ‘based in reality’, or ‘not actively harmful to understanding the world’ you are going to have to pay for the premium package.”
I hope it’s just a 9.5 hr movie of a group of friends playing Monopoly in real-time. And the entire story is the groups’ past trauma told through everyone raging at each other as they’re forced to play this awful game.