I have a .edu email that I still use, and I’ve gotten multiple emails addressed to a Dr. BodyBySisyphus (I do not hold a PhD) from an organization called Foundation for Individual Rights and Expression (brought to you courtesy of the Koch brothers, among other usual suspects) asking me to take a survey so it can understand faculty opinions on campus Freeze Peach. The URL looks uniquely generated so I don’t think I can just hand it out without triggering something on their end, but is there anything else I can do to make their day worse?
Let them know that the peach is too frozen on campus. Tell them how you think the dean should be shooting conservatives on sight. Get cancelled by fox news. It’s the funniest option.
Okay this one was a lot of fun