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ChaosMaterialist [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago

I regret to inform you that I have defected to the Capitalists. You're gonna go to my store. You're gonna give me all. your. money!

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I regret to inform you that I have defected to the Capitalists. You're gonna go to my store. You're gonna give me all. your. money!

ChaosMaterialist [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago
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Sell out! With me (oh yeah!)

Sell out! With me to-night~!

The nice men at the Feddi fedposting

Gonna give me lots of money

And e-very-thing will be aaaalll-right! sans-doot

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  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]@hexbear.net
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    8 months ago

    i am sorry but i do not have any money because it was abolished under evil communism regime

  • ChaosMaterialist [he/him]@hexbear.netOP
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    8 months ago

    It just popped into my head and I had nowhere to put it

    • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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      8 months ago

      I approve.

  • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
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    8 months ago

    I found a YouTube link in your post. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

    • yewtu.be
    • inv.nadeko.net
    • yt.artemislena.eu
    • piped.video
  • hmmm [any, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    8 months ago

    going to the store to buy my own subjugation

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