Jesus: is crucified
Catholics: “Look at how good this Friday is”
Getting brutally tortured and crucified sounds like a pretty terrible Friday to me. An actual Good Friday would be like, Jesus getting high with his buddies and playing Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2 on the PS1 while eating pizza.
Can someone please explain this.
EDIT: How about “Good Friday” but it’s Jesus getting high with Ice Cube and Chris Tucker.
Akshually (no shit he said this it’s in writing) according to St. Augustine sin is stored in the balls and comes pre-installed. No wonder on whether an embryo made with zero sperm would still have original sin.
That’d be kindof a funny fuck you Christian Fascists. Write a story where some kind is born in a state of grace and totally chill bc they’re a clone or something. Wouldn’t work, though, Christian Fascists think St. Augustine is a city in Florida.
So what you’re saying is every time someone pounds off they’re removing sin from their body.
Check’s out. I’ll call the Pope and let him know.