“After some initial trouble, you will ascend to new heights”

Edit: just realised that’s a bit dark if it was Judas’s fortune…

So long. And thanks for all the fish.

“Hang in there! You’re going to really nail your next undertaking.”

“No fortune cookies for you! This is not America.”

“That wasn’t chicken”

Given that Chinese fortunes aren’t fortunes and are usually proverbs…it’ll probably be something like “You can walk on water too, if it’s cold enough.”

“Even the closest of friends can sometimes hold betrayal in their hearts.”

“You will reunite with a friend”
“The bad times will be over quickly”
“A sudden windfall will come your way”

in these dark times, people will see their fortune in you. you are their silver lining.

I just want to know if the loto numbers were any good.

Nobody could tell, because they had no translation.

They probably weren’t literate.

A stitch in time saves nine.

😬

Fortune Cookies are American, not Chinese.