I take it that the herbs and potions aren’t working
Are you suggesting that the royal court homeopath is not doing his job?
oh fucking lol it’s pancreatic cancer?
it’d be so funny if england went straight from the oldest queen ever to a monarch dying every other year
At this rate our comrades won’t have to kill any of the royals themselves, they’ll do it for them!
It will be even funnier if it turns out that that that Rose Cholmondeley whatever’s first kid was actually William’s, he marries her to legitimize the bastard after Kate gets
’d and the Poms start a whole new war of successionCharles’ coffin is being paraded into the Abbey and suddenly Rains of Castamere starts playing.
Parasitic lich Liz had to drain the life expectancy of every future royal for the next 200 years to get as old as she did, this is the natural consequence
two royals having cancer at the same time? has putin finally perfected his cancer gun?
Secret agent
will not stop until the royal line has been put in the ground.Putin perfecting the cancer gun and only using it on a 90 year old inbred monarch is a good bit
It’s Moscow Syndrome
How many days will the country shut down for this time?
1 minute of optional silence
They should shut it down forever until we can figure out what the hell is going on in Britain
Bro is gonna die before the new banknotes even enter circulation.
The crabs are ready.They gonna fling his plague corpse into Russia?
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die binch
Death to America
Death to the UK too
I thought latest fad was to lock yourself in your tesla and drive in to your ranch lake but maybe its just an amerikkkan thing
hey wait a minute…
29 March
Phew, all’s good
lmao
“work of the royal family”
Standing at a fancy garden party for 45 minutes to say hello to rich pedophiles. That’s their job
you forgot refusing royal assent for laws that cut into their earnings
The job of the royals is to show up at fancy and respectable events and go “oh well isn’t this interesting and important”. That and to invite the richest pedophiles in the land to private hunting parties.
From the longest reigning monarch to not making it a full year…
At least this is likely to be the beginning of the end of the “royal family” mattering
this is how my crusader kings games always go. 5 octogenarians until one 16 yo takes the throne. repeat.
Just set your top realm to feudal elective so you can get one of your grandchildren in instead
