• Billiam@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      Hell, at this point I’m willing to believe “shoot your dog Cricket at the gravel pit” is some stupid Republican aphorism for “flew to a blue state to have an abortion.”

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        And the goat. Once she killed that dog, she just couldn’t stop herself.

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          She popped her berserker rage cooldown, and decided it was time to unleash her lifelong desire to harm small animals for fun.

          I would not be surprises if the next plot twist in her psycopath story arc was her secretly being a serial killer.

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      The dog’s name was spelled CRICKET, but was pronounced KIM JONG UN. So she did technically meet and stare him down before gibbing his North Korean puppy ass in the Noem family gravel pit.