Blow some cannabis smoke in my face and point me in the direction of a comfortable chair. Now it’s a chill hangout session, not a boss fight. But you still win.

Completion reward: let’s share some pretzels

Ask me about something I’m above average knowledged about that I’m also interested in, and then you can disarm the bomb, save the pricess, destroy my entire species before I’m done oversharing the introductory part or even its preface.

My psych patient realizes how to kill themselves while on watch. I love my technicians but 90% of them don’t have enough attention span or intuition to catch it. The only reason I caught it that one time was because I spent my 4 years in school sitting 1:1 as a job and one of my pastimes was looking around the room and trying to figure out how I would do it. I had a patient pick probably the single method most likely to be successful actually. The look of shock on their face when I immediately snatched it was almost worth the paperwork. It would have been even cooler if I’d told them I thought of that three years prior but there was some grappling involved and I was pretty out of breath. And no, I’m not telling you what the method is, but TLDR: nobody’s beat me at this particular game just yet.

Bring as many npcs in the room as possible; then wait for the social anxiety to make me lock up

Whistle any 70s rock song melody

They’d probably handle me the same way as the fish boss in Earthworm Jim. Just one smack to the face and I’m done. That’s all it takes.

idk probably like detaching my brain stem with a hammer or something

A look of disappointment and a sigh.

Ask nicely if they can scooch past. Id be mortified that I was in the way at all.

By making me chase after them for more than 30 seconds. Just go ahead, I’ll catch up later.

Wait out my timer or go around me.

Show me the error in my ways so I can learn from it, or transform me from bad to good.

Attack at dawn.

Subtly undermine my self-confidence.

⚠️ wet floor ⚠️