Blow some cannabis smoke in my face and point me in the direction of a comfortable chair. Now it’s a chill hangout session, not a boss fight. But you still win.
Completion reward: let’s share some pretzels
Everybody wins
Ask me about something I’m above average knowledged about that I’m also interested in, and then you can disarm the bomb, save the pricess, destroy my entire species before I’m done oversharing the introductory part or even its preface.
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I love how this implies the protagonist just wants to kill themself
Bring as many npcs in the room as possible; then wait for the social anxiety to make me lock up
Whistle any 70s rock song melody
fff fff fff ffffff ffffff, fff fff fff ff-ff-fffff
oh no, im taking too much damage here
See you, me, and Julio down by the schoolyard
“Is this the real life, is this just fantasy”
They’d probably handle me the same way as the fish boss in Earthworm Jim. Just one smack to the face and I’m done. That’s all it takes.
idk probably like detaching my brain stem with a hammer or something
Ask nicely if they can scooch past. Id be mortified that I was in the way at all.
A look of disappointment and a sigh.
Wait out my timer or go around me.
By making me chase after them for more than 30 seconds. Just go ahead, I’ll catch up later.
Attack at dawn.
Subtly undermine my self-confidence.
Any way he choose. How would pick my as boss? That’s a very bad move.
Show me the error in my ways so I can learn from it, or transform me from bad to good.
