or to make the worst impression ig
Any media in any format, sequels not included.
We’ve kinda done this already:
The Golden Record from the Voyager missions.
My personal pick, however, is the SCP database.
SCP
The Sane Clone Posse?
Whoop whoop, let’s keep this on an even keel!
Imagine being the first human to Rick Roll another species.
My neighbor’s dog rolls his eyes at you
I think one of those nice Attenborough documentaries. Wasn’t there one that showcased the Earth? Seems like a nice gesture to put that forward.
I would send them a song letting them know I’d never gonna give them up.
“aw what a nine gesture, we shall relay this to the galactic federation on all channels”
And that you’d never let them down.
my good answer is the wikipedia page for human
by evil answer is the wikipedia page for the dark forest hypothesis
More evil answer: The page on Junko Furuta. Them aliens packing up and leaving after reading that fucked up shit.
The Tropic Thunder DVD commentary
The music video of Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley
On a gold disc.
I send Independence Day and to tell them it is a documentary. Now they know not to fuck with us.
Rather they know not to fuck with us while running Mac OS 7.5
Backdoor Sluts Vol. 7
“Mlorp, how do these beings even manage to procreate? This one is using the incorrect orifice, and this one removed his genital proboscis moments before copulation was complete!”
“Let’s leave them alone, Floop. They will extinct themselves shortly.”
Monty Python-Holy Hand Grenade
A badly trained LLM.
Let them ask whatever they want of it without any way of verifying if what it says is correct.kind of a Rorschach situation
I wanna send them a copy of FF8!
If you’re familiar with it, you’ll get what kind of impression it might give.
“You mean to tell me this species’ moon is just full of monsters, and it ejaculates them onto the planet in regular intervals? And they don’t really do anything about it?”
Yep! Wait until you can see what my sword does.
Star Trek: The Next Generation
That one fucked up hentai comic… I wanna give them mental distress as a leg up in the war between them and us.
Buddy, you’re gonna have to clarify. It’s a broad field.
That one fucked up hentai?
Oh you sweet summer child…