If I were C++, I’d wear my pants like that.

On the opposite ends of the plus characters I’d put my shoes obviously.

The code is stored in the balls.

Prudes…

Java’s Duke just stands there, fully nude and is giving NullPointerException fucks.

I needed this to save my stressful week. thank you.

This is so stupid it’s great

Jrogramming in Jee Plus Plus: A Pragmatic Guide to the 1999 “JnCo” Standard

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Asking the real questions

I guess this would depend on if C++ has multiple personality disorder.

C wears the pants of the family.