The person running the Commodore has a mini-bat on the desk as an open threat, reminding it that it’s not allowed to break down

  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
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    4 months ago

    I have flown SW for the past, shit, 9 years? Mostly because of the unassigned seating, and being disabled means I get on the plane first, which means front row availability, which means leg room, first dibs on beverages, and quick bathroom access. Y’all jelly, I know. All I had to do to get perks like this was survive a debilitating stroke with life-long impairments.

    Looks like these still some space in the back. Later, losers 😎 streeeeetch~

    • huquad@lemmy.ml
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      4 months ago

      I bet you get to skip the line at water parks too. What a privileged life! \s