• dhork@lemmy.world
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      He does have a sentencing hearing coming up next month, and saying shit like this is exactly what you say when you want the judge to throw the book at you and make sure you do some jail time.

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          If he goes to jail, he would be going to a solitary wing at Rikers, because that would be the only place where his personal security would be guaranteed. Who would he dictate his book to, the rats?

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          He’ll call it ‘My Struggle, My Triumph’.

          And have it published with a block white text on a solid red cover. You know, to appeal to his readers who’ve been preconditioned via the red MAGA hats.

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        Surprise 3rd option, Egypt. Safe bet is Russia though, he has a long standing relationship there and the MAGAts haven’t realized yet that the moment they aren’t useful to Putler anymore they’ll be tossed in a gulag.

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          Doesn’t he still owe a russian oligarch nearly a billion dollars though? I mean, without success, and without money, that is probably that last place he would want to be.

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          Egypt! I’d love that for him! Because chances are high he’ll be abducted by ISIS who will slowly starve him to death and release the progress on video. If that happens I’ll have to stock up on viagra

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          N Korea. Don’t you remember all those lovely letters between him and Kim? If he goes to Russia he has to live in Putin’s shadow, but in N Korea he can have his bromance and live like a king.

          Until he gets on Kim’s nerves anyway.

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          And guess what role model also said they planned to flee to Venezuela if they lost the war with Ukraine, Putin. The fun part was that he had to still attack Venezuela as it’s part of his fake immigration story, but it would magically be better than the US by the time he lost.