Hey Melbourne Metro if you could turn the heat down on the trains that would be super, because I didn’t feel like sitting on the surface of the sun today.
H-O-T T-O G-O!
Flinder’s full of P-S-Os!
i love orange juice
what’s not to love, those big bottles of fresh juice with pulp are yum
yesssssss my precioussssss
My fruit and veg shop sometimes sells freshly squeezed bottles with lots of pulp that they lay on ice. It’s awesome
need to find a diplomatic way of saying “If you had’ve actioned this when I called it out +12 months ago you wouldn’t be in this mess in the first place. This isn’t my job and you cant keep asking me to do shit cause ya’ll cant be fucked doing the work yourselves or even trying to figure it out”. Didnt even make it to 10am before I gave up today.
“It is my recollection that the last action on this item was sitting with you…” and of course attach the pertinent emails/documents.
“as per last year’s email”
Tbh I’d unironically do it 🤷♂️
Alarm went off during a nightmare, one where you knew something terrible was going to happen but it hadn’t yet dropped yet. Certainly puts a downer on the day.
I had absolutely wild dreams last night. First part of my dreams consisted of evacuating a high rise when the fire alarms went off, but I said “yeah nah fuck off I’m 47 stories up” and took the lift. Second dream consisted of being in Frankston for some reason, and there were SES people putting out a fire and removing a downed tree from the road. But they found illegal fireworks, and they took them home and set them off that night. But they screwed it up and blew up the entirety of Frankston. Third dream consisted of random bugs killing each other, it was really weird and uncomfortable, but not a nightmare
Mine was about a fire too I think, or something was going to explode. And you knew everyone was gonna die but its like it was stuck on rails and you couldnt change the outcome. Deeply disturbing.
So I got sent a link to view the ct scans of my face, from the radiology department.
I have never seen the inside of my face before, it’s super wild! I can scroll up and down through the ‘slides’ and like, move back and forth and up and down these scans of my head.
I feel a tad ick, all the nerves in my face are tingling now that I’m aware 👀 but it’s also really cool!
It also confirms what I have long suspected, that my skull is quite empty and cavernous.
Faark! Elec bill just under $800.
Not buying cheese this week.
I don’t understand how your bill can be so high?
How big is your house and how many people in it? What kind of appliances do you have?
Uninsulated 2bed, 2 people. Landlord specials.
Even so…it does seem unreasonably high given the parameters. I wonder if the power company is doing an estimation rather than a proper read.
Holy shit! Thats more than double mine and we ran the heater almost every day with basically 0 solar input.
Worth having a look at whats using all your juice. And that your power company is not sticking it to you. Ovo was cheapest last time I looked.
It’s the old as shit radiator. Consistent usage with last year, but price increase. One of the reasons for needing to move.
Would it work out cheaper to buy a couple of the $15 heaters from Kmart and plug them in each room you want heated? Might not be able to heat while rooms, but surely at those prices, it’s better to use hearing to take the edge off, and using layers and savvy planning for the rest (ie only heat the rooms people are in, and try to concentrate everyone into as few places as practical)?
Don’t. No. No anko stuff.
My anko heater from Kmart burst into flames last year. And it eats electricity like a fucking beast.
jeez. naughty anko!
So so naughty
Anko, so hot right now. Anko.
I haven’t had many issues with their heaters. Always get your electronics test and tagged yearly if you can, and make sure you keep the elements free of dust (use an air duster monthly to make sure nothing accumulates on the heating elements)
Not worth the risk. They’re shithouse. 🤚
Heaters are definitely something you don’t want to FAFO with. I got lucky with an op shop find of a decent oil fin heater and then being gifted a nice DeLonghi wall mountable electric heater in almost new condition after my neighbour passed away…
Don’t know. Already only heat the central part of the house. Have a heater of our own too to actually move air. Wanted to be gone by March to avoid this!
I agree. Couple of those oil column heaters in the bedrooms, a knock off oodie and electric throw or 2 in the lounge room. Would be a fuckton cheaper.
And I was shocked at a $90 bill for the last month… But like you, usage consistent with previous years, just that costs have shot up.
Far out I’d die from a heart attack with that kind of bill.
Had a new client assigned yesterday and one shift proved it wasn’t going to fly.
The co-ordinator was so quick to agree that I shouldn’t go again (and wanting to know what happened in detail) that I suspect this isn’t their first rodeo with her.
As I said to a friend, I’m too old and not getting paid enough to deal with that BS.So great the coordinator has your back there
Almost nearing the end of this retaining wall. my new best friend is a cheapo ozito corded drill. Had to get some screws through pretty thick metal fence posts which the way more expensive cordless one couldn’t and it worked. So satisfying seeing the sleepers snap in flush when the screw goes through the post.
Can’t believe I haven’t fucked it up yet or injured myself (not including back) which is amazing.
How goods some of those cheap shit ozito tool ey. The heat fun and the multitool especially get a shout out.
Lol, the ABC’s doing 1am Wednesday quizzes now.
Are you smarter than a year 9 student?
9/10, I got the 24hr one wrong. But in my defence, it’s 2am and I’m in bed about to do sleepy-doos. Apparently I’m in the top 36% of quizzers, which I guess says a lot about the average person taking a random quiz at 1am on Wednesday morning. Also, seeing as I barely passed year 9 and didn’t take the NAPLAN, I count that as an absolute win. Go me.
I got that one ‘wrong’ too. Ugly construction of question, not entirely correct, and very outdated. The rationale is to connect all the adjectives that describe the noun ‘train pass’. Which contains another adjective - ‘train’. So why didn’t they hyphenate ‘train’ and ‘pass’? I wouldn’t call their ‘correct’ choice as normal usage here in Aus. Maybe hyphenate ‘twenty-four’ cos this functions as a single word but the ‘hour’ surely doesn’t need it for clarity any more than ‘train-pass’ does. Bad question really.
Twenty-four is what I went with too. I probably wouldn’t have known that if I took this a couple of years ago, I only learnt there’s “meant” to be a hyphen somewhere in there because I started using a grammar tool on my emails, and it always yells at me for not hyphenating enough
Question 3 is deliberately misleading and wrong. It should be ‘24 hour ticket’. I wouldn’t hyphenate at all (see Goonsey) and no-one writes out time like that. In fact the classic “elements of style” which is a writing bible says you should use numerals for numbers greater or equal to 10 and write them out in words less than that.
That question is some stupid twat adult getting their kicks by making 14 year olds squirm. Or an adult who doesn’t know their grammar.
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Completely agree with you.
I-got-one-question-wrong-can-you-guess-which?
I love that we’re all in the same boat here
Australia doesn’t hyphenate, nasty American habit.
I’m so annoyed at myself. Was supposed to do a fasting blood test this morning but I stupidly didn’t put a reminder to not eat on my phone… And I rarely eat breakfast, but I’m WFH today and well, wouldn’t today just be the day I go “oh! Leftover pasta, I’d better eat that” and I remember the blood test RIGHT as I finish eating… fuck. now I have to wrangle getting tested at 8 tomorrow before heading back to work.
Also very annoyed at uni who in their infinite wisdom have centralised all standard extension requests (NOT special consideration), and noooo a drs. cert isn’t enough, they need to file a fucking special form outlining exactly how the illness hampered your ability to study. It’s enough for my workplace that actually pays me money but it’s not enough for a course that I’m paying to do?? Fuck these guys man, I will be glad to never deal with them again once I’m done with this course
Melbourne Pathology has ‘supercentres’ that are open from 7.30 am. I use the Northcote Plaza one, but there may be one closer to you.
Do they bulk bill if the referral document has another pathology provider’s form thingo? I once went to a different pathology chain than the one on my referral and got stung with out of pocket fees… I’ll call and ask maybe. Thanks for the heads up.
I had to take one of those once. I ended up fasting for too long. I thought I wasn’t meant to eat 12 hours prior, so ate 13 hours before the test, but apparently it was actually8 hours prior, but not over 12
Was the leftovers good at least?
I think it was a bit off as I had a bad bout of the runs after (though I think it was partly in response to the coffee I then had). So none of it was worth it :(
Thats an all round disappointment.
How does this sound for the title of a cricket themed/haunted mansion story: Caught and Ghouled (a play on caught and bowled).
Otherwise I’m stuck with the temporary title of ‘The Haunted Mansion’ which is overplayed.
I don’t think the play on words works tbh. It’s a bit of a stretch and ghouled and bowled doesn’t even rhyme. I’d have never got that if you didn’t explain it. Sorry but I feel you need to know how I feel
I believe this thread can come up with something better (let’s go brains trust!)
Edit: something involving “boundary”?Nope, I appreciate the response so no need to apologise. I don’t want ‘the haunted mansion’ so I am trying to think of something else, but tis a struggle. I shall go back to my pun drawing board.
L B Double-Ghouled?
Ghoul-gly?
Pitch Dark?
Yeah I got nuthin, I’m stumped :|
L B Double-Ghouled?
Gave me a good chuckle.
It’s yours for free :D
Edit: But I guess there’d have to be TWO ghosts for that to work!
Carry the BATS! ARGH!
Oh yes, the bat angle is a good one!
Ghost behind Wicket.
I’d say my days gone to shit, but lets be honest it started there so performance has been consistent. Does anyone know where i can buy a mars bar slice in the CBD? Feeling like that might be the start of turning things around.
Hopefully you find that mars bar slice and your day turns for the deliciously better.
Urgh, what happened to the nice weather these past two days?
In between reading adult books, I tend to read some Goosebumps or Fear Street as a palate cleanser and also remind me of my childhood and also get me in the mood writing that kind of horror for kids.
Currently reading one of the Fear Street books and the main character wakes up thinking someone is trying to break in because of the news saying there’s a prowler breaking into houses. She screams, her parents come in, turns out it’s the classic tree branch tapping on the window. So then the Dad takes her into their bedroom, opens the bedside table and shows her the gun he has to protect them from any intruders and how ‘it’s always loaded’ and ‘right here’ and I know it’s blatantly Chekhov’s Gun but as I read it, I couldn’t help but laugh and think ‘this is so America.’
Urgh, what happened to the nice weather these past two days?
It’s playing “Just the Tip” apparently. Just makes us appreciate it more when the sun finally sticks around.
just like winter when all i get is a little wet and nothing else
I need to give my manager a daily summary of the things I’ve worked on everyday. Things are a little light on today so this time will be an exercise in creative writing
Spotify brought out a musical generation thingy
Apparently based on my musical taste, my musical generation is 99% not my generation, 1% my generation. Love that
As a millennial I don’t know why this surprised me
How do you do, fellow zoomers?
I got the same one, but it doesn’t make sense. Are they only “analysing” our most recent listens, or all of our playlists? Because I have a lot of playlists comprised of 60s, 70s and 80s music, but have been listening recently to those Finnish musicians Käärijä and Erika Vikman lol
Also got Gen Z. I’d love to know how this works. Is it based on when the music was released? If the artist is from a certain generation? I don’t get it.
Lol, no idea. Käärija and Erika are both millennials, but their music has been released in the last 5 years. Maybe it’s based on release date and most listened to playlist?
Mine is skewed thanks to the child using my account…
According to apple music I’m a: Shut Up and Give Us Money! Well, gotta appreciate them being honest I guess.
How do I find this out? I couldn’t find it anywhere, but it might be because I’m using the cracked client…
Probably. It just popped up when I opened it for the first time at midnight. Never got anything like this when I had a cracked client
