• problematicPanther@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    and you decide to stay home all day. Nobody shows up. You go out to the mailbox and there’s a note saying the driver tried ringing the bell but nobody answered.

    • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works
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      3 months ago

      Either that or they show up right as you sit down to take a shit, or while you’re in the middle of your shower