Yet if I shoot into the egnogg at the Christmas party, I’m a monster
Can u get pregante…?
gregrant?
PEGANT?!!?!??!??1!?1one?!
Can you burn a Luigi board?
Not with that alcohol level in my nog.
They keep plapping but still not preg nogg :3
Adding this to my drunken vocab
“Waiter! Shots of cum for everyone!!”
(Or did you mean the pregnog part?)" waiter shots of preg nogg for all!"
single tear rolls down cheek I’m sorry, but i must do it…
smegnog
Question: what is smegma?
smegma ballz hehe
Baby mice
ask your mother
a foul substance of dubious origin
God damnit. That’s beautiful
Chunky soured milk, not yet cheese, but more cultured than regular eggcum, I mean cumnog.
Great, now I have to find a way to work this into conversation.
“I hope this email finds you productively choking on smegnog.”
Too formal.
“Siri, make an all-day appointment on December 23…”
