Everyone gets a present.
Does my bum look big in this?
No girl. You look beautiful.
That means she’s just going to appropriate a smaller box… or all of them.
Kitty!!!
Hello beautiful!
The trap is working
My father kept us imprisoned in the house. He would take me to and from school, and my mother to and from work.
Sometimes I would be allowed to go with him to do the weekly food shopping. That was it. The rest of the time, we were props from him to unleash his insanity onto.
As I grew older, my mother convinced him to let her take me to the doctor with her, by ourselves. She would then tell me to go visit with friends, then we would meet back up and go home together, with him none the wiser.
Sometimes my mother is in my dreams and for a split second when I wake up I have forgotten she has passed away.
What a life it has been.
Both my parents were the prison wardens of my life; without hijacking your post I’ll just say I grew up in a very uncharacteristic way for someone born early 70s. All those memes where they say they rode bikes all day with their friends and had to come home before the street lights came on and mucked about building cubbies etc., I cannot at all relate to. It’s hard when you can be long out of an abusive situation and it still just randomly pops up for no reason, like you’re out of it but never really free. It took a shamefully long time into my adulthood to realise that I am an adult, and have to employ my own initiative in life. I’m glad you’re out of that situation, and I hope the random “pop up” trauma doesn’t trouble you too much 🙏🏼
I’m sorry you went through that.
I truly understand how you feel ❤️
I’m glad you made it out and are here now.
Stories like this one, make me tear up knowing there are families out there living in forced nightmares.
Wouldn’t hesitate to sue if I can. All proceeds from the suit for a parenting licensing scheme, with an in-person exam that’s on par with or harder than a Masters degree university course.
Bro. thats… thats so shit. I’m glad you are free now. Cant physically hug ya so go stand in front of a mirror give yourself a big hug and pretend for me, ok?
I appreciate the kind words man. Today wasn’t too bad. Tomorrow is a new day.
My birth certificate got lost somewhere in the house a year or so ago and after many unsuccessful attempts to find it, I’d decided today was going to be the day I’d apply for a new one. Checked the Justice services joint in Broady was open and off I went on the bus and train. Sign on the door apologising for inconvenience but they are no longer processing BD&M requests, scan the QR code for a list of other locations and go there. Ok, so I did and Reservoir was the closest, so off I went on the bus and train. Get to Reservoir and the same sign is on their front door!
Ended up getting photocopied notarised documents and submitted online, which I didn’t want to do because I hate sending personal ID documents online, would much rather do in person. I just don’t feel safe. The website is an utter shitshow, wouldn’t accept my postal address, I’ve seen window cleaning junkies work more effectively.
So I got home and baked brownies with the kids, and they are fudgy and delicious (the brownies not the kids)
Yum!
They look great!
That is so frustrating!
Sorry to hear about the trouble you experienced today.
It must have been frustrating as hell to deal with.
Those brownies look so nice. I could really use a batch of them warm right now after the shitty day I’ve had and fall into a blissful food coma.
they do look good 😋
I am patient when it comes to technology, I am well trained, I read instructions very carefully
pisses me off no end when i am gaslighted telling me I don’t know what I am doing , godamm fucking air cleaner has the wrong filters and I can’t fix it without the right parts, just like I said 2 years ago
thank you for listening to my rant
Is this a cannot operate a screwdriver with genitals situation?
more a fragile ego
Yipes - got a phone call on my break between clients - major shit has gone down at work.
Better not say too much even semi-anonymously, but it’s time-to-join-the-union-and-get-representation shit.
I see many phone calls in my future…I think I’ve overdone my stress eating.
Oooooh carbs. My old friend.
Hello carbos, my old friend,
I’ve come to gnaw on you again,
Nighttime I dream I’m consuming
Noodles, pasta, rice I’m wanting
But eventually you’ll turn to sugar from grain
And cause me pain
From diabetesand through the salted water I saw
A hundred noodles maybe more
Softly bubbling without leaking
They float around and they’re not stickingSalted strandlets coiled and headed for my maw
I do adore
The taste of pasta
😍
I’ve already had about half a cup of rice but I’m about to chow down on some chips… definitely craving the carbs tonight as well.
Yummy chippies.
As ambitious as it was I wasn’t able to eat the whole lot so I have dinner for tomorrow as well.
the sun has set and my room is dark
i should get off the bed and the phone
and clean my room
as mother instructedBoys being synchronously cute NOT on their cushions. Cats will cat.
The surf is roaring in the distance… ‘bout 1.5km away, honestly one of my favourite sounds. Then every few minutes the neighbours’ cow moos and I lose my shit. I don’t know why a random cow mooing at 1am is funny but it is. Dog barking isn’t funny, plovers squawking isn’t funny… but when the cow goes it hits different.
Okay I’ve definitely had way too much caffiene and too much work time because my eyes feel very googly and I got that wired/tired thing going on. Someone make me dinner and take out the rubbish and put away the clothes and pack my bags for me please…
…wait, that someone has to be me? Bummer. 😮💨 Gotta remind myself of my trip, true rest and recuperation is around the corner…
e: somehow made it to the finish line, plus the dishes and a shower. I can’t wait to just do nothing
I got so many things on my to do list done today 🙂 , just niggling things
I have every cupboard sorted now and unwanted stuff put aside, most has already been taken to op shop or distributed to neighbours
As a list queen I can relate. It’s so nice getting things crossed off and some decluttering done
I got everything youse asked for and I gift wrapped them 🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁. Now who’s gonna help carry everything in and put it away?
I picked up some German cotton thread. It scanned at $30. I declined.
Ps. Also went to Coles because I can’t live without cheese sticks.
youse
Please don’t
Ewes don’t like that?
No need to pluralize a word that is already plural, is all I’m saying.
You is used for singular and plural cases.
I shall consider it! 👍
Thanking u
I’ll give you a hand iyl. How about you do the fridge stuff and I’ll sort the pantry stuff?
Thank you.
me me me! 🦾🦾
I didn’t put an order in so I’m gonna sit there and raid your booze cupboard whilst you’re all busy.
Eeeee. Just don’t touch my Hennessey or I’ll knife ya.
Oh I forgot to mention their rose moscato isn’t bad. I no longer drink and it’d be too sweet now but I remember $5 used to get you some perfectly cromulent lolly water. Aldi booze is apparently good.
There’s a Halo top knockoff and from what I remember the party pies and fish fingers are solid.
The handwash from what I remember is fine and the peanut butter was too. The classic lipstick tubes were nice.
(Just some tips on what was ok in case you wanted suggestions)
I occasionally pick up the pink moscato because I love the taste profile it has and they were still around 5 dollars from memory.
I keep waking up swinging my arms. it started a week or 2 ago I dreamt the toddler was falling off the bed and woke up basically throwing myself over the mrs to catch him, only it was 3am and he was in his own bed. Happened a few times last night where i woke up jolting my arms out or something. Worried its only a matter of time till I hit the mrs or a cat in my sleep. Not exactly sure what I can do stop it.
cuddle a big teddy bear in your sleep
There’s some kind of onepass members deal weekend thing happening from today til sunday. Considered posting in the frugal community, but although they are deals, everything is branded so it doesn’t really compare to just buying home brand everything (I mean who the fuck is spending 30 bucks (on sale!) for “One Summer Eau De Toilette Spray”??). But these are some of them that seemed okay:
Kmart
- 110 pack Finish Classic dishwashing tabs - $15 [13.6c per tab]
- 1.25L Morning Fresh original dishwashing liquid - $7 [55.9c/100ml (I think)]
- Handheld physio massage gun set - $49
- 10 piece Sistema Storage Set - $22
- 188 Piece Mega Art Set - $29
- 4L Duo washing liquid [$3/L]
- 5kg clean and soften washing powder - $12 [$2.40/kg]*
(NB on the washing powder: Coles sell a 4kg box of homebrand washing powder for $5, so that’s what I mean by homebrand still being cheaper. That’s what I usually buy)
And a couple more from Kmart that seem like more kiddy things. Idk if they’re worth it, or would even appeal to kids (they seem like stuff nobody else bought so ended up on special buy to me), but I know a lot of parents like to buy things on sale for chrissy time through the year, so maybe they appeal to someone:
- Heroes of Goo Jit Zu Jurassic World assorted dinosaur thingies - $10ea
- Disney Sorcerer’s Arena Epic Alliances Core Set - $15
- Hot Wheels City Super Loop Fire Station Playset - $19
- Crayola Multi-Colour Light Board - $10
- Monster Jam Garage Grave Digger Playset - $49
- Nickelodeon PAW Patrol All PAWS Gift Set - $15
- DreamWorks Gabby’s Dollhouse Kitty Fairy’s Garden Treehouse Playset - $29
Elsewhere
Catch, Bunnings, Target, and Priceline all have deals on, too, but I haven’t had a chance to look through them just yet. Plus I’m trying not to impulse buy all of the things.
Officeworks has 15x flybuys points on Apple products, and half price standard photo printing in store.
That’s totally cool to go in there. I’m not a mod or anything but if people prefer brand for some reason and use deals or coupons that’s still frugal
The cost of selling my name and details is not worth “deals”.
You have a fair point. Personally, I’ve pretty much just accepted my details probably already are up for sale somewhere. Everywhere seems to either have data breaches once a week, or basically is a data breach (selling everything they know to the highest bidder). The “deals” aren’t really anything special for the most part either. Half price/home brand pretty much makes the first list redundant anyway
I have spilt coffee on myself twice today, which is twice too many. First I was walking along a footpath/bikepath and stepped on my partners heel accidentally, and he stopped to fix it and I just walked into the back of him and spilt coffee down my front. Glad I had a raincoat on lol.
Second was just now, and just out of pure unco-ness I just slopped some of my coffee onto my oodie.
Put a fork in me, I’m done 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
StudSpud the Clutzy
Ah my true name!
Clutzo for short
Hi I’m Clutzo, the Fall n Roll Clown. I do c-c-c-c-coffee!!!
I’m scared 😱
poking holes in you means spilling coffee from your stomach
😱