The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to RPGMemes @ttrpg.network · 3 months agoYour party enters the cave of Caerbannoglemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1690arrow-down15
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minus-squareTrack_Shovel@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64·3 months agoWhen danger reared its ugly head, Brave Sir Robin turned his tail and fled
minus-squarecjoll4@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·3 months agoYes Brave Sir Robin turned about and gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!
minus-squarethreelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months ago“In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Sir Robin’s minstrels… and there was much rejoicing.”
minus-squareshoop@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·edit-23 months agoHis head smashed in and his heart cut out. And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged. And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off. And his penis-
When danger reared its ugly head, Brave Sir Robin turned his tail and fled
Yes Brave Sir Robin turned about and gallantly he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin!
“In the frozen land of Nador, they were forced to eat Sir Robin’s minstrels… and there was much rejoicing.”
yaaay
His head smashed in and his heart cut out.
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged.
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burnt off.
And his penis-
I’ve done it again.