well, of course we’re the best economy in the G5! but we wouldn’t be where we are today without the backbreaking sacrifices from our partners in the G4. we stand on the shoulders of giants, and i hope all of us in the G3 recognize this and continue to forge ahead in these troubled times
“gee, i wonder if they’ll ever admit biden has dementia”
rock stacking struggle session imminent 
we need an immortal technique emoji
i bet they make you take off your mask too 
POV: daylight savings time just started and you have to tell the president to go to bed an hour early
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joe you gangrenous spawn of beelzebub where’s my fucking stimulus check
i did that 
i can’t do that 
putin did that 
you did that 
how much would it cost to bring back trotsky’s armored train instead?
“stool sample? sure, just take a swab!” 
I believe that they are. They’re still determining it.
getting frog-marched into the office to defend real estate value (i’m not even employed there)
madam president
did they get his piss in time??
i wish i could just eat stuff off the ground like that but every time i try i get sick
what am i doing wrong pls help 
until morale improves
ok what happens if you get the interior minister job, but then decide to take a helicopter? do the two cancel each other out?
purely academic question btw