You can have a little kitten, as a treat

White people

Hired

I’m pretty sure a doctor did this to me when I dislocated my shoulder (or at least something similar). It very much hurt in the moment, but right afterwards the pain disappeared, it was truly a strange experience

Or that 1 truck:

“You’ll be bought by a texan plumber to use as a business vehicle, only to be later sold and somehow end up in the middle east helping isis with Mark’s Plumbing still written on the side and a heavy machine gun mounted to the rear”

I hate that it’s bean on toast

An example:

Also he did bring a “balance” to the force, from a certain point of view

Google: ok so the AI in search results is a good thing, got it!

Wrong community

I burned gas for this energy, im not just gonna waste it with friction!

I have a cat that’s fine with holding paw, probably because I did it a lot when she was a kitten. Her brother is much more like the video

Too hot

It makes it run faster

I’m glad they know the trick for Kentucky (a chef outline cooking Kentucky Fried Chicken)

I still don’t know where Ohio is, and I’d like to keep it that way

I had a roommate who had cow tongue in our freezer for a while. It definitely looks like a tongue…

always thinking, never happy

Someone please smooth my brain so the brain train stops

Yep, fuck Musk