It’s ok. I’ll take that pesky $1,000,000 and earn that paltry $75,000 in annual interest for doing nothing. It’s ok. I’ll allieviate you from the stress of thinking how worthless it is to you. Yes, I’ll allow that.
It’s ok. I’ll take that pesky $1,000,000 and earn that paltry $75,000 in annual interest for doing nothing. It’s ok. I’ll allieviate you from the stress of thinking how worthless it is to you. Yes, I’ll allow that.
Careful though. If you rely on google for everything, you might meet Lorenzo Von Matterhorn
Dammit…I was going to make that joke! And collect that sweet sweet karma points!
But then where will all the old people go to do acid and drink margaritas in the nude playing minigolf while their cats do bath salts??? Where will the alligators go to fuck on peoples front yards?
Nothing goes wrong:
“Man, what do I even pay these IT guys for???”
Everything goes wrong:
“Man, what do I even pay these IT guys for???”
A community only starts federating to your instance after someone on your instance subscribes to it
That sounds like a really bad way to do this.
Everette True is such a crazy ahead of his time genius.
Is everything relatable because nothing ever changes with humans? Or is it because all of lifes problrms have ALWAYS been solvable with violence?
Milksteaks.
Wasabi.
Kind of getting the sense the theme here is “OP is always thinking about food”
Which is good, because I’ve had cats that wished I would think about food more often. Like…they wish I’d never stop feeding them.
Out of the loop on this one, as I’ve never been to NYC. Is that to say be treated with kindness and respect?
…oh, I can see by your facial reaction that’s not at all what you meant! That would suggest this Rudy fellow may not have been a very nice individual.
I’ve just been handed a letter.
Oh, this describes what kind of a mayor he was.
Oh…oh my…well that seems like the type of gentleman that can eat a buffet of dicks, before suffering a quite painful and humiliating death. Perhaps nonstop involuntarily shitting until your body runs out of natural fluids, so you start shitting blood, and eventually die of blood loss. All on a central park bench, as everyone ignores you.
Fuck 'em. They want to do this, let Facebook, and Reddit, and Instagram, and TikTok and the fediverse, and any others that I’m forgetting refuse to serve connections to Texas.
Make Texas the ONE PLACE where the internet is just yahoo and thehampsterdance.com
And then when Texans go elsewhere, they realize all they did was punish themselves. The rest of the world moves on without them.
Why would you save a wasp???
I always saw it as rubbing their hands together like they’re thinking up an evil plan.
So Social is the domain, and Mastodon/Piefed are the instances in my example?
If that’s the case, why not make everything (instance).com?
Case in point.