Faked it, failed to actually make it.

Seems like the Seinfeld curse lifted for everyone except him.

Michael Richards maybe? I thought he just went on a racist rant

Joker 2: Joker? I barely know her.

I’ve had The Jewish Question, a Marxist Interpretation on my shelf for like 5 years and just haven’t committed to it.

Mr. Musk, you have a number of people suing you, but let me warn you, they have some unusual names.

Like who?

I was just thinking if residual Islamophobia actually helped him win against Mehmet Oz, and he just decided to supercharge it.

She could stop arm shipments to Israel if she stopped cutting up Joe’s hot dogs for him.

Doc says I need to beat off my Beetlejuice date every two hours to prevent blood clots.

Tectonic plate objects to “one China” policy.

No

Up yours woke moralists. We’ll see who stays home.

Massive protests in Tel Aviv signal The Walls are really closing in on Bibi

For precision humanitarian strikes.

I remember reading The IOF dropped more bombs on Gaza in the first week than the US dropped on Afghanistan in their entire occupation. Are there recent figures on the scale of the destruction? I mean, what could be left?

Have they tried making it more rigid?

“ But girls like to be called snuggle puppies,” wailed a careworn principal of a city school. “They grant the boys liberties, encourage them to take them, and if the young chaps do not follow the pace, they are called sissies, poor boobs, or flat tires.”

say the line, Ilan

Obvious fake. Baltimore is all about smack and PCP

There’s this tendency to put media that women enjoy under a microscope that seems weird to me. For all the women who love “true crime” there are plenty of men who get into war or mafia documentaries.

This metaphor only works if the horse can actually walk.