I just kept Googling more and more obscure questions about Microsoft Excel, and copy-pasting code snippets from Quora posts, and here we are.
I just kept Googling more and more obscure questions about Microsoft Excel, and copy-pasting code snippets from Quora posts, and here we are.
Hey, wait a sec. That’s the same percentage of the entire Gazan population that are children. Israel would have to be just indiscriminately killing everybody if that were true!
I really enjoy how badly this gif glitched out when it converted to webp, so I’m gonna leave it here anyway.
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He wasn’t wrong. The Halliburton and PMC contracts were already signed.
Ah shit, I forgot my password for my brand new Lemmygrad account, so I can’t summon Parenti Bot.
Remember in 2009 when we wanted healthcare, but Joe Liberal Man threatened to talk all day, so smol bean Barry O. just gave up? They had two thirds of the seats in the senate back then. No Senate Parmigiano Reggiano required.
I recently found out I’m not even a millennial. I’m too old.
Oh my god, that man isn’t dead yet? He was already firmly cemented as being Dad Music in the 80’s, even before he became a world-renowned child safety expert.
The man, who has been identified as [full name]
Do you mean known pedophile Timothy Alan Livingston of Fort Lauderdale, FL? The one depicted in this photo of a passport? Is that the guy we’re talking about here?
Just clarifying.
I would establish an early voting program for homeless men who open a business providing services to any major movie production for the next 17 weeks, so the adults in the room can get more votes to help them.
Me, autistic: “Huh, what are modular synths? I wonder what Pickle Junior meant by that.”
Me, autistic, 9 months from now, probably:
Yeah, that tends to happen when you get you provoke a war then get your shit stomped. All this could have been avoided if the West kept their dick out of the former Eastern Bloc over the last couple decades, but they didn’t, and this is where we ended up. We fucked up their country, and they get to pay the consequences for our actions.
The “I’m not hitting you! I’m not hitting you! Look! I’m not hitting you, nyah nyah!.. mmMMMMOOOOOMMMMMMMM HE HIT ME! HE STARTED IT!” defense doesn’t work if you’re a fucking country.
Everyone’s allowed a couple problematic faves. My favorite turn-brain-off movie is still Anchorman, even though they drop their first R-word about 90 seconds into the film.
Sir, have you no decency, sir? Sir! Sir, please, sir, sir, let me speak, sir. We must uphold decorum, sir!
Ahem…
Genocide fucking rules, actually, and it’s fascism to stop it.
LOL GOTTEM
Common misconception. It’s actually Al checkout, because the camera reviewers are all named Albert or Alphonse.
Doogie Howser wears an actual Nazi uniform for the back half of the film and they still didn’t get it.
I appreciated how the “contractors” (the owner’s failsons) who are “renovating” (renovicting) the home next door handled the eclipse.
They took turns staring straight at the sun, then going, “Ahhhh, oh fuck, that burns! AAAAAHHHHH MY EYES! OH SHIT, OH FUCK!”
All three of them did it at least twice. It was glorious to behold. I wish I had recorded it.
Museums Victoria acknowledges the Wurundjeri Woi Wurrung and Boon Wurrung Bunurong peoples of the eastern Kulin Nations where we work, and First Peoples across Victoria and Australia. No, we aren’t giving your land back. But we did want to remind you that we stole it. You’re welcome.