• FlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    Grew up in Milwaukee

    Had to put up with Harley Days

    Entire city gets put on hiatus for 100,000 bikers to roar downtown and make absolute shitasses of themselves

    Fuck all the way off

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    motorcycles geordi-no

    bicycles geordi-yes

    also ngl I thought this was fake, but regardless of whether it is or not this Harley forum was eating it up.

    One of my favorite exchanges:

    what i think would attract the younger riders into buying is show sexy young women posing on the bikes in there advertisements…

    nope. Have to make an app for it, and showcase it in a video game. These youngsters wouldnt know what to do with a good woman if she sat on their faces.

    the absolute state of boomerbrains

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    As a millennial literally shopping around for a motorcycle right now: Your shit is easily 2-3x what a comparable Japanese bike costs. Update your shit to not be comically overpriced and I might think about it. But as it stands, the only way I’ll ever ride a Harley is if I get it for free and even then I’d sell it for a Ducati or something like it

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        I haven’t decided yet. A standard or cruiser would be great but a sport bike is calling to me. A more “sensible” part of me wants a dual sport so I can more safely ride it in the winter however flawed that thinking is. I would love any recommendations if you have them.

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          Is it your first bike? If so, the best one is one that you’ll get a lot of hours riding, and usually that means a secondhand Japanese model. Ninjas are a meme for a good reason, they go fast and last a long time and don’t do anything that they don’t need to. Their equivalents from other companies, the GSX-R and the CBR, are basically exactly the same bike, just pick the size you’re comfortable with and go for it (my first bike was a 750 so don’t start on a liter bike but also don’t feel like you need to start on a 250).

          I would also recommend looking at Royal Enfield if top speed isn’t as important for you - they’re the best value for money in the industry and it isn’t even close, but they primarily target the Indian market which has fewer highways so their bikes are slower, but are more useable in less than ideal road conditions. I think RE is still doing the 3 year warranty thing too, which is more than anybody else does because they’re trying to shake off their reputation for making shitboxes (which wasn’t entirely undeserved, but it’s a new era now).

          Just be sure to keep an eye on your used market for a while before making up your mind, you’ll get a sense of what’s a deal and what’s overpriced, and don’t buy it unless you can test ride it first.

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            Funny enough, an older Japanese bike was my first. But it stopped running after it sat outside too long during some housing issues. It’s been a few years and I’ve got the itch to ride again. No matter what I’ll be riding the hell out of it since it’ll be my primary mode of transportation.

            I had never actually looked at RE because of my aversion to supporting England but hot shit are their bikes cheaper than I expected. Hurray, even more choices to paralyze myself over

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              I had never actually looked at RE because of my aversion to supporting England

              Good news! The English part of RE went bunk in the 60s, the company is 100% Indian now. That’s the reason why they’re so cheap - RE makes about as many motorcycles as all of the European brands do combined, so they have a serious economy of scale advantage in addition to the advantage of being a hundred years old.

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          I ride a cafe racer but my use case is strictly as a toy. I have a sensible daily driver that gets good gas mileage and gets me to the grocery store. I don’t ever have to ride in weather if I don’t want to.

          I don’t think a dual sport gets you riding in the winter. That’s a good use case if you like to go on trails and such. I wouldn’t recommend riding in any ice conditions. Even if your motorcycle is your only mode of transportation, honestly, I’d call an Uber if it’s icy.

          Half of buying a bike is finding one you think looks cool 🙂.

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            I have access to vehicles if I need to but I stubbornly love riding through shitty weather. I rode through two winters on my previous bike although I do acknowledge it was pretty stupid. I never had to ride in snowy or icy conditions thankfully.

            I’m from an area that classically gets a ton of snow but based on the last few years I’m not sure how true that will be for long

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      100%. They tried to patent their stupid idle sound that saps horsepower from the engine. They cost like 2-3x what they should for performance.

  • Des [she/her, they/them]@hexbear.net
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    3 months ago

    i hereby proclaim that every generation after millennials are also millennials forever henceforth!

    no gods no generations.

    i mean that’s what they think anyways lets make this official

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    3 months ago

    Just jumping in to dunk on Harleys on particular. What a bullshit price for one of the worst motorcycles out there. Seriously, get a Honda or a crotchrocket if you’re feeling a little flashy.

  • I fuckin’ loathe loud ass motorcycle assholes. there’s a couple of real shit birds that periodically rip down my sleepy street where kids play.

    I fantasize about rigging up some kind engineered high-tensile monofilament line that I could pull tight at 4’ and pull down rapidly and taking their fucking heads.

    I think motorcycles are cool, but Harley pricks with their overloud fartsleds are assholes.

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    Fucking stick shift and clutch perverts are pathetic. Automatic transmission is older than I am and considering yourself superior because you can use long obsolete technology is fucking stupid. Bet you can’t drive an ox wagon, buttercup!

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      If you’re driving a shitbox already I will strenuously defend the value of having it be manual. My starter died Monday in the middle of a road trip to see the eclipse and I just bump started it until I got back home. Unfortunately they are no longer cheaper to maintain than autos since replacing the clutch is usually an absurd amount of labor even if parts are cheaper.

      But it’s not hard to learn. A 15-speed bicycle is more confusing. Anyone can buy a stick shift and be getting themselves around within a couple weeks, the only reason Americans don’t know how is most of the cars are automatic.

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        This is true of shitboxes, but the funny thing about manual people now is that pretty much every modern manual transmission is computer-aided at least and a placebo at worst.

        I still prefer having one to not having it though, it makes the driving funnerer.

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          my favorite is the 100% fake EV manual transmission patents. They’re afraid to add any new input methods. Like CVT cars should have a way to set the desired RPM so you can choose how much power is ready to go

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          Not really everyone wants to afford an automatic car if they just use it for a commute. Manual cars suck in rush hour traffic. For off road 4×4 vehicles and other utility vehicles, a good 6 speed manual, with a transfer case with low range and a set of locking differentials offers you the ability to get pretty much anywhere and is much less complicated than some electronic 4 wheel drive system.

          However if you do your licence test in an automatic car, you get a license that only allows you to drive automatics. So almost everyone does their test in a manual car, and knows how to drive manual at some point.

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    Boomers mad that they decided to throw away money on some expensive motorcycle because of some midlife crisis that they had.