Why doesn’t he just suck up the water and spray it at the fire like an awesome elephant? Does the Bath Mouthpiece not allow you to do that?

…I’m gonna pop off to the patent office real quick now.

Imbalance of the humors. Too much phlegm, not enough black bile.

I was at the zoo, counting the sides of the bears. It was miserable. Too many sides. Very greedy bears.

I think they should fire the other officers as well, just to be safe.

Maybe it will be the residual annex that turns the tide of the war?

Maybe this will turn the tide of the war.

I want to add a community note that the Islamic regime will in fact last forever.

The attacks on the Houthis actually made their blockade more effective. Having the area classified as an active war zone by ship insurance companies raised rates on ships passing through so much that the Houthis are actually causing devastating economical damage even if they don’t fire a single missile.

You wouldn’t have heard that. China controls all media and since they are Hamas they control what you hear. I only consume non-Hamas media (strange visions and omens granted to me by the gods of Olympus) and I alone know the truth. I will put this truth on TV soon. It’s really easy to find sponsors for some reason.

Those factories were actually destroyed by Hamas. Ok, turns out they were not, but they were Hamas combatants, or if a semiconductor factory cannot be a Hamas combatant for some reason they were being used as human shields.

I’m pretty sure it’s somewhere in the website rules that I have to call you a Kautskyist revisionist.

Rooted for and voted for a libertarian party in one election because they were against the government reading my emails. Which is fine, I still don’t want the government doing that - not that I really sent any emails back then - but I checked years later and turns out they also had some opinions about let’s say children and photography that I had not yet learned to associate with the word libertarian.

I think I’ve said this on here before, but there is such a vast gulf of difference between true crime trying to prove someone is innocent and true crime just describing horrific events that I think they should be treated as two separate genres. One of them is morally good.

Bugs make me feel feelings.

When I see a bug I say: That is explanation for and cause of all human emotion. I was an emotional wasteland before I laid eyes on that bug and each time I blink and it disappears briefly from my view is like dying inside for a moment. I dread the moment when it will crawl out of view and I treasure the fear, because I know that it too will disappear as soon as I no longer see a bug.

My expression is very, very weird.

I would take anything he says with a grain of salt. He puts far too much trust in horoscopes.

I would let my trade deals wait until fire has stopped raining from the sky. No matter how valuable my hoarded sticks of butter will be people in that picture will be too busy dealing with a vengeful God.

How about all those pokémon in Minecraft, sport? I bet you know all about them!

People didn’t think it could be done, but our governments managed to sneak aboard the Titanic when it had already hit the iceberg.

Elon is so ahead of his time, already being dumber than AI when AI isn’t even intelligent yet.

The Swedish government will never legalize anything. Anyway, we should focus on destroying NATO from the inside as detailed in little folders we all received in the mail. I think they still trust that we are actual new members, so if we launch the sneak attack in the next few weeks we should be fine, right?