YoungSheldonAdelson [they/them]
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32·8 months agoThe landleech class must be liquidated. Literally.
26·8 months agoAs I was leaving the movie I heard someone behind me say, “I wish there didn’t have to be a Holy War.”
:muad’dib-sad:
Lloyd Austin has taken time out of his busy schedule of pissing all over himself to be here today.
56·9 months agoThe Democrats not being found culpable for war crimes they’re committing: “It’s this crazy loophole in the system that the wrong political party discovered.”
Now that looks like a sling with the power to topple a giant. Righteous.
Is it really called the “David’s Sling” missile defense system? These people are so fucking gay for the bible. Just put your dick in it, you know you want to.
Virgin David’s Jockstrap vs Chad
All the single ladies. All the single ladies.
He watches CNN and sometimes NBC for the “real journalist” Sunday morning programming. Oh, and Sam Harris’ podcast. Could that be where he got it?
CNN, folks. Not even once.
Yeah, I had no idea how far gone my dad was on Palestine. I tried talking with him today and it was nuts;
It’s in their DNA to fight each other.
They’ve been at war for thousands of years. It’s an ingrained religious war that can never end until Israel has control of Palestine.
Israel could solve this in a day if they wanted to. It’s their restraint that is keeping Palestinians alive.
George W. Bush getting extraordinarily renditioned from the Sovereign State of Texas to see the inside of the Hague would be among the funniest outcomes of all this.
37·10 months agoJoe Biden still owes me $600.
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Plan A: The Americans sell us and subsidize a fleet of F-16s, fully equipped with state of the art target-lock AMRAAMS.
Plan B: Charlie’s dad works a lot and probably won’t notice his weekender is missing for quite a while. Load her up, boys!