These plant names are getting out of control

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rapeseed

On that day, you heard all about the wonders of canola

I fucking love Jesus, almost as much as I love war, murder and conquest

I wouldn’t go check the comment section on any clip from the movie on Youtube if I were you

Somehow that didn’t enter my mind, d´oh

Apparently this is a character from Dead Rising 3, but I have seen other thumbnails with bizarre AI-generated monstrosities

By what do overweight middle-aged moms have to do with anything

I just don’t get it, when did the SJW stereotype go from young women with dyed hair to Queen Brahne from FF9? I saw some other channel with other weird AI-generated matronly looking women as the totemic hate figure

That shit can clear a room in one squirt

Is that lady from the game

Is it that much better if they’re AI-generated? 🤔

It’s a bit jarring but you get used to it

If you can get past the tank controls and prerendered backgrounds, it’s a pretty decent game.

I don’t mind those things at all, I love that stuff. It’s interesting seeing pre-rendered backgrounds in a PS2 game though, don’t recall many (or any) of the PS2 games I played back then having them. While they’re cool, they’re not the most future-proof. I now have upscaled 1080p character models running around in 480p jpegs

Pfft, couldn’t even withstand authentic Gamer Musk©???

Not every game needs to be in first person or have an over-the-shoulder third person camera because not every game is an action game where you need complete spatial awareness at all times

30 °C

But regardless, I think the vast majority of games with sexy horny are doing it just for sale

Honestly, I think a lot of it was historically simply the devs’ own unexamined horniness

It’s snowing outside currently. The streets were basically completely free of snow and ice for a week or two and you could just feel spring was finally arriving. I was already happily riding my bike to places, then there was a ton of snow just dumped randomly overnight a few days ago, even more currently and it looks like we’re back to February outside

Muh bicycle

Ones he’s told me he dislikes:

Fire Emblem (one of the GBA ones)
Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town.

Those would make sense given they are probably wordier/more menu-driven/less based on action than the others you mentioned. (Pokemon is those things too, but Pokemon is crack for kids)

Considering how bleak Ground Zeroes was I was expecting some stomach-churning shit out of Phantom Pain, but nope, that didn’t happen. I was really looking forward to seeing Big Boss getting tangled in some actual 80s conflicts in a fun and interesting way after how 3 and especially PW weaved in real history but nope, the entire game is about tracking down Cypher who are a completely boring and generic all-powerful organisation in the Hydra mould. I mean yes, there is the Soviet invasion of Afganistan going on but it feels like a complete background event. There are no Soviet characters and no Afghan characters and neither faction factors into the plot at all. After characters like Amanda and Chico in PW I was expecting some interesting side characters but no, all you get is fucking Code Talker. Whatever’s going on in the Africa portions and the generic mercs that patrol the map like giant spiders in an MMORPG is even less well defined

Also, I was fuming when I realised Kojima had brought back all the infuriatingly stupid nanomachine handweave magic bullshit from 4 and just find-replaced “nanomachine” with “parasite” while also somehow making it even dumber. My pet theory is that PW wasn’t even actually written by Kojima or he delegated most of it to an intern while he was busy dreamily staring at pictures of Kiefer Sutherland and Norman Reedus