Can’t get their phone to their ear with a helmet on

Making phone calls on your phone? Boomer alert.

I was reading about the housing crisis came across this genius solution: www.bazinga.com/3D-render-Apple-iCoffin-middle-of-woods

shutting down the site for 13 hours was kinda funny actually

omg I thought he was someone doing a bit

yes

just flip it horizontally

fuck the haters. Bell peppers are refreshing and easier on my teeth

/c/um has been preemptively banned

Father I cannot click downvote

shhhh they don’t know about the secret comms

my brain getting 5 packs of cigs every 20 minutes explains why I never got hooked on anything

The really is this thing in modern digitally drawn anime where characters have a weird “sheen” to them, similar to how in the 360/PS3 era of games, everyone looked like greased up action figures.

acid marxist taiping gnosticism

I walk by a handful of little free libraries on the way to work and I’ve never seen any books taken out. They honestly seem like slightly more elaborate “IN THIS HOUSE” lawn signs.

Yes, don’t body shame, but absolutely relentlessly mock them for their ubermensch delusions

In 1993, during a performance in Stockholm, Sweden, Alice in Chains singer Layne Staley spotted a concertgoer giving the Nazi salute and attempting to assault another fan in the crowd.

Staley’s reaction? He invited the Nazi onto the stage… and then punched him before screaming “FUCKING NAZIS DIE!”

Also btw if you already have an HSA but then switch to a different job that doesn’t sponsor it, just take the tax hit to withdraw the money and close the account if you don’t have anything to spend it on. I found out a few months after I moved that my account has been getting dinged $4 a month for “administrative fees” and an extra dollar a month for paper statements that never got forwarded to me. Normally these fees would be paid by the employer.

the sicko mode of production

yeah trying to turn a strictly monogamous relationship poly is a lot of effort and heartache if your partner isn’t wired the same way

Toriyama saw a sentient mound of muck and ooze and decided that actually, it’s a little dude