We love our mods, don’t we folks?
the admin doesn’t want to talk to me after I’ve been concern trolling for a straight week and said my purpose posting is to make Hexbear look bad
this nerd was and continues to be particularly odious, I want nothing to do with you and am not obligated to hear you out
Also love how this mf thinks we’re suppressing dissent because we’re trying to keep our users from seeing the truth, like their politics are so good it’ll convince this site to abandon communism
As the facilitator of the purge, let me tell you this: at least half of purged users (i’m pretty sure at least 60-something) were either users of !meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works/!tankiejerk@lemmy.world or were directly talking shit about this site by name, sometimes where they think we couldn’t hear it. These chucklefucks do not deserve our time
I wish I could believe you, but this guy who said he’s on a mission from God to destroy communism and receives checks from the US government says you’re not to be trusted.
I’ve been owned. I’m turning my antifa card to my CPC handler, in disgrace 
Everything’s coming up Zenz!
A lot of people don’t seem to understand that “post hog” is a mocking take on “post tits” used by the right to demean and harass women who out themselves in any given community because they used to have the attitude “there are no women on the internet”.
Nobody actually wants them to post their dick. Although it would be extremely fucking funny if they did. There’s absolutely nothing wrong with punching up in this way and anyone that doesn’t understand there is a difference between punching down and punching up can fuck right off.
we’ve had a few people post hog on hexbear, top 5 least favorite moderation experience on the site
Make them write their username on the trunk to prove it’s not just one they grabbed online.
trunk
A man is in a tragic accident and awakens in the hospital. The doctor and nurse are there and after the basic checks the doctor pulls up a chair.
“I have some terrible news, sir. You were in a terrible accident and you lost your penis.”
The man is shocked, and starts to weep, but the doctor continues.
“Since you were unconscious, we did put a replacement in place for you. The only problem is that all we could find in such short notice was a baby elephant trunk.”
The man checks it out and is satisfied with the replacement. He’s released from the hospital a few days later and returns to his life.
A few weeks later he has his first date since the accident. He’s having a nice conversation with his date when he hears the distinct sound of his pants zipper slowly opening. He blushes, hoping his date didn’t hear the noise.
A few moment later the end of the baby elephant trunk that is his penis snakes over the edge of the table, snuffing and tapping, searching over the table cloth. His date notices and watches, eyes wide.
Suddenly, it grabs a dinner roll from his bread plate and whips back under the table.
“Was that your penis?” his date asks, her eyes wide and her cheeks flushed.
Embarrassed, he can only nod and the color rises in his cheeks.
“That was amazing,” she said, “Can it do it again?”
He shrugged, “Probably, but I don’t know if my asshole can take another roll.”
I’m going to use this joke IRL at some point and probably botch the delivery
It’s not as if we are against “censoring” people based on their politics, the accusation is that they defederated from hexbear for obviously political reasons while claiming to be free speech platforms for everyone
Hexbear never is, never has, never claimed to be, and never will be a free speech platform
if that offends you, I’ll help you pack
Waow
(Basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased)
We should all post dickpicks because uh ummm 🤤 uh
yes mx volcel police officer this comment right here
The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.
Unrelated but it’s always funny to see a call-out post with the little “oh but please don’t be mean to them!” People online send death threats if you look at them weird, you know what you’re doing
please be mean to me actually, it’s funnier
imagine messaging the moderator of a weirdass shitposting forum, which has an entire account dedicated to a bit about civility, and ending with “thanks in advance” like they’re going to respect you or do it now because you used the polite corpo-speak. It’s like saying “your associate is being quite rough” while getting jumped.
thanks in advance
I didn’t notice they ended it like that, holy shit. The absolute entitlement of liberals
There was a great purge? And I missed it?!
you haven’t missed it. it never ends
Lol. Lmao even.
Lemmee user if you’re reading this, post your hog.
I’m comfortable posting full cokc and balls but I get the feeling this is all a ruse and I’ll get banned for posting my hog…
this is a
websiteDon’t. Its not fun if you’re into it.
“How dare someone tell me to post hog out.”
The average Hexbear user:
spoiler
I love how they come here starting shit…
Yes, some of my comments are done with the aim of making hexbear look bad. (source)
And then go and whine about it!
Funniest bit was when we got a dude to post his hog. It wasn’t that bad of a dick, really, but we still poked fun. Cuz fuck him, that’s why.
I wonder what that user’s penis looks like…
I don’t.
Everyone who disagrees with me has a gross penis, everyone who agrees with me has a nice cock. Its that simple.
Every time.
