to be 100% fair, this is a bit account that makes parody “billionaire inspiration” posts like this:
The skyscrapers are the giveaway. No way in hell usians would build anything other than single family detached housing in a new city.
they’re not skyscrapers. they don’t scrape the sky. the tops of those buildings is still like 2 miles below the top of the canyon
Man i really need to get back in to balding this year
It’s morbin’ time
Fair, but the op made me physically furious before I realized that
A fuckin Walmart of all things
This is a good bit until people start taking it seriously
What happened to the Colorado River. What did these freaks DO TO THE RIVER
I drank it
Yum yum
peed it away on lawns
Because it’s literally 10 times deeper than what you drew in the picture for starters. It’s not just a big hole.
Also it’s actively changing so those skyscrapers would consistently get washed away or wiped out by a rock slide everyrime you have them halfway built.
You could build a massive pumped hydro battery though
A couple of them in fact
Now I’m curious what its capacity would be…
Commieblocks? Not on my watch, pinko scum.
Towers In The National Park
I will go to this person’s house and beat them to death with my bare hands. This is an actionable threat.
how short-sighted and barbaric.
ill bring a baseball bat. take care of your hands comrade
i just painted my nails too! Would be a shame to ruin them
I will posses and sell illegal drugs to all involved parties.
Entramanure
Any building taller than 4 stories is proven to make anglos explode.
Doesn’t the hero of atlas tugged go and live in a cyber paradise in a canyon or some shit?
uhh, it was a gulch, not a canyon…
Living in a gulch or canyon sounds kinda cool, even if the light/dark cycle would be really fucked.
You just build giant mirrors for that
https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2013/10/using-giant-mirrors-to-light-up-dark-valleys/100613/
Woah. That’s heckin’ neat.
Saudi Arabia is running out of shapes to make cities in, so they might make a plan for it soon
NEOM: Gulch
that sounds pretty metal ngl
like a big halo map
MBS dying in a tragic road rage incident when the migrant worker he was splattering in his ghost sticks him with a plasma grenade
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Kinda harsh for a joke isn’t it?
Doesnt the river through it regularly flood? And a super flash flood every few hundred years?
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Ah yes, love to go swimming in the public pool built in the middle of a fucking walmart parking lot