What you need to do instead is be civil. Which means you need to willingly let the fascists take over your country. In fact you should encourage them to do it, because platforming opposing viewpoints is actually the sign of civility. Yeah, I know, they might murder you, and me, and everyone we hold dear, but sometimes that’s just the price you have to pay to maintain civility.
But then you get to
against them; the one and only acceptable political act.Someone gets it!
Why would I waste a perfectly good grenade when a deep enough pit will do the job eventually?
That’s what separates us from the bourgeoisie: grenades cost money and are a kindness compared to oubliettes.
I an a humanist, which is why I propose we change our policy to involve two grenades instead of one, in case those who experience our Fascist Rectification Program continue to experience pain despite the first explosion. We would never refuse a patient anesthetic for a dental procedure, and similarly, the patients of this essential procedure should be sufficiently anesthetized as well. Thank you everyone.
The only moderate policy I’ll agree to…
More co-living oubliettes!
The satisfaction of it
This is why I left the left.
Sir, badposting is that way
Won’t someone think of the poor fascists’ free speecherino???
Real communists would just use their hands, saving both a perfectly good mine shaft and a perfectly good grenade.
Yes and?
I agree, that’s a waste of good munitions. Just seal the shaft.
Yes?
If you dropped a grenade without pulling the pin i wonder how long it would take before someone accidentally (or intentionally) sets it off
Whoa whoa whoa, who said anything about a grenade?
I prefer to designate the pit as a gender neutral bathroom
drop in a blade without a handle and seal the shaft. they’ll take care of themselves
