Honestly I’m pretty embarrassed
Can’t believe I’m 41 and I haven’t decapitated a single landlord
Can’t believe I’m 69 and I haven’t thrown a single fascist down a mine shaft.
no more half measures walter
The “protracted” in Protracted Peoples War is important. Mao didn’t even win until he was 54!
Shit, i need to get a protractor ASAP
You don’t have one now?!?! smh my head
my history buff boomer dad: “When Alexander the Great (or Alexander the Macedonian as we call him in Russian) was 19 he conquered Persia. What have you done?”
I once went to an exhibit about Leonardo da Vinci, the man who invented half the known world by the age of 30. In front of a statue of him, I broke down in tears. “I am already twenty years old,” I cried, “and I have invented nothing!”
It’s never too late to get started
you think that’s bad? I haven’t even participated in a single glorious people’s revolution
