Do we stop at Berlin?
No we keep going all the way to London but get put off by the food
Then we need to start training now!
But this salt is too spicy! 😭
Is my leftover pizza still good to eat then?
Weirdly, yes
What are you wearing?
Leg warmers and nothing else
Probably a hoodie after the capitalist paperclip machine is reprogrammed to make hoodies by some like prankster shit on this website and no other clothing exists.
Did we successfully prevent the second emu war?
No but this time it’s about emulators
Do I finally get promoted to mod status?
You become the whole site
is the sky still purple?
No its puce now
do i have tits
Glorious tits.
Has a shoot and cry movie about IDF cum brigades been made yet?
It’s called Saving Privates Cum
Saving Ryan’s Privates - Hamas terrorists have stolen the cock and balls of a brave IDF child-shooter. It’s down to an elite taskforce within the cum brigade to drone strike the school, hospital, apartment, and market, all places Hamas could possibly be burrowing under. Complications arise when the squad film themselves doing the wrong tiktok dances over the crumpled body of a strangled child. Now they must face the harshest consequences of their career, being called cringe in the IDF group chat.
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will Ryan’s bollocks get the hero’s welcome they deserve?
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will IDF Cumbattalion Mengele be able to recover their reputation as hip and trendy genociders?
The thrilling conclusion may surprise you.
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what’s the funniest thing that happened
Joe Biden loses 2024 to Trump but the entire republican party dies from COVID so Joe Biden becomes president but then the entire dems die from COVID so his dog Major becomes president and immediately becomes the best president the US has ever seen.
How old are you right now?
A billion
Is half life 3 out yet
Yes but valve decided to make about Joe Biden
Am I still alive in the future?
If I tell you the’ll be a time paradox
^ that means yes
Do I ever log off?
Yes but you log on again 5 minutes later but then log off again and become leader of a badass org that logs on and off a lot
Am I finally pretty?
The prettiest
Where the hell did I put my wallet?
It’s where you left it
Thanks
