Finally, Netanyahu is like the sifaka lemur, which I got to observe in Madagascar. Sifakas are primates that use bipedal sideways hopping as a primary means of walking. They advance by moving sideways, waving their arms up and down, which makes them appear to be moving even more than they are. That’s Bibi, always shifting side to side to stay in power and avoiding going decisively backward or forward. This week he may have to.
Imagine writing an article and calling a Jew a shifty monkey being the least racist thing you said in it.
The U.S. is like an old lion. We are still the king of the Middle East jungle — more powerful than any single actor, but we have so many scars from so many fights that we just can’t just show up, roar loudly and expect that everyone will do what we want or scamper away. We are one tired lion, and that’s why other predators are no longer afraid to test us.
The animal kingdom consists of 4 animals, parasitic wasps, caterpillars, lions and lemurs
We are still the king of the Middle East jungle — more powerful than any single actor
Oh, so that’s why we have to constantly beg and plead to Iran that we aren’t gonna bomb them, don’t worry about it, please don’t respond to our moves, we don’t want to start a war with you? That’s typically what you do if you’re the greatest power in the region, sure.
Thomas Friedman has been the ur-caricature of a ridiculous Lanyard type who still thinks it’s 1997 and is constantly surprised history keeps happening for decades now
Imagine writing an article and calling a Jew a shifty monkey being the least racist thing you said in it.
I refuse to believe this isn’t an elaborate bit
You cannot convince me that is a sincere line of thought
The animal kingdom consists of 4 animals, parasitic wasps, caterpillars, lions and lemurs
Oh, so that’s why we have to constantly beg and plead to Iran that we aren’t gonna bomb them, don’t worry about it, please don’t respond to our moves, we don’t want to start a war with you? That’s typically what you do if you’re the greatest power in the region, sure.
Thomas Friedman has been the ur-caricature of a ridiculous Lanyard type who still thinks it’s 1997 and is constantly surprised history keeps happening for decades now
It isn’t meant sincerely they just feel they have to say SOMETHING before they do what they are going to do anyway
This is so incredibly stupid, half the posters in this site could come up with a better article in an hour if tasked to do so
But not a funnier one.
Wait, this is an actual quote? Jesus Christ
And he just had to add that lowkey flex that he observed them in their native Madagascar and not in a zoo like the rest of us plebs.
Bibi is a hog
At least he’s a mammal and not a bug