and you were trying to find out how to regrow your hair after the cult of the Absolutely Bald put nair in everyone’s shampoo
you know the guy with the hamster from baldur’s gate? yeah he’s bald. coincidence? i think not
I’d cast magic missile at the darkness.
The Emporer: No, you should actually be putting MORE nair in your shampoo, you’ve never been so powerful and hot
fr, fr tentacle-chan?
Non standard game ending: just wear a wig.
I would name my character SHANE WARNE and choose the SPIN BOWLER class!
(Shane Warne was an Australian spin bowler who appeared in a number of laser hair regrowth ads and although had an exceptional career as a cricketer was also marred in controversy around drug use, physical fitness, and pursuing women. He seemed like a dumb guy that was just good at sport so I brush off some of the dumb things he’s said and done he seemed like a fun guy to hang out with and will be sorely missed