AvocadoVapelung [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 7 months agoguy who doesn't brush his teeth or shower before his yearly physical because "it's more honest that way"message-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up134arrow-down10
arrow-up134arrow-down1message-squareguy who doesn't brush his teeth or shower before his yearly physical because "it's more honest that way"AvocadoVapelung [none/use name]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 7 months agomessage-square7fedilink
minus-squareHumanBehaviorByBjork [any, undecided]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·7 months agothe dentist can tell that my gums are torn to shreds. i’ll take their scorn full on instead.
minus-squareInfamousblt [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·7 months agoThese days I tell the dental hygienist that I don’t floss and I’m not gonna before my butt is even in the chair. They laugh and drop it. We both know I’m not gonna don’t waste your breath!
the dentist can tell that my gums are torn to shreds. i’ll take their scorn full on instead.
These days I tell the dental hygienist that I don’t floss and I’m not gonna before my butt is even in the chair. They laugh and drop it. We both know I’m not gonna don’t waste your breath!