I know I made a highlight thread yesterday but I have to extra-highlight this bit. this is shit a five year old would think was an own, and it’s made worse since Norm clearly isn’t putting in effort serving up name distortions to this freakazoid but here he’s 100% trying to be clever. he’s trying to do wordplay. he’s failing strangelove-wow

  • kfc [any]@hexbear.netEnglish
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    8 months ago

    Alas, I have bested thee in the common court of rhetorical contest. As per tradition, you are hereby requested to send, via telephonic communications, four “gift cards” of the Apple variant – equal in value to no less than 100 U.S. dollars, of course!