Sorry someone called in sick so we need you here.
okay… just please don’t fire me, i really need this job for posting experience…
I’m posting enough these days don’t threaten me you stinky owl
It was me i called in sick
If you’re well enough to post this then you aren’t sick. Consider this a warning
I have diagnosed post-itis and you making me post is actually in violation of the company policy handbook given to me by HR during my orientation. Should I bring this up to them or do we have an understanding?
forward to underlings who do the actual work
FYI - for action
Many thanks
HexBrokeno more half measures walter
Overtime.
I’ll see you Monday.
this wouldn’t happen if I was part of the PMC (posting managerial class)
Sorry boss, no can do. I have my daughters and sons today (13 in total) and also I am already drunk. I took them to the rodeo to hock fake Wranglers. Plus I can’t drive at night anymore because of the glaucoma. And also I’m drunk. Good luck
Something must be going around, I’m sick too and can’t come in. I’ll rest up for now and see you soon.
You are heard and valid. 😌 Never let anyone tell you to soften your voice or take up less space, themboss. 😌
Anyway I can’t come in, I am protecting and valuing my soul’s boundaries around I want to play Fortnite. 😌
Sorry boss I have a real bad case of ligma, can’t come in the rest of the week
Shouldn’t have given me tenure then, dumbass
See ya tomorrow
God damn academics and their God damn tenure
