It’s partly a joke, but going down the levels until you beat the final boss really is the tutorial. The “real” game requires online collaboration to dig up its secrets, so having to go on the wiki for wand basics is in many ways just priming you for the serious stuff.

Now you’re doing the thing where you call me into irrelevant threads to make a big deal about an argument you’re having elsewhere. You are definitely Voight.

So what’s the theory here? I’m just swapping between my accounts constantly, keeping a consistent “identity” attached to each one (e.g British, Australian, American), posting all day and night? When would I have time to do my job?

I forgot about getting mad about the community having a history and in jokes that they don’t know, Voight did that too. Are you sure you’re not Voight?

@Voight? This is incredible, either you’re @Voight or I attract a really specific brand of weirdo that makes wild deductions from extremely broad statements, has an obsession with being more intelligent than other people, splits their near instant replies into 3-5 posts, and is totally going to move to Veitnam any day now.

Edit: Oh, and the obsession with some sort of elite class of website regulars who are conspiring against you.

Wow, I can tell you’re real smart, putting two and two together like that. A thread about gender identity and a revival of the /r/CTH “everyone is my alt” meme. Only an incredibly logical mind could look at those and deduce that all the owls are one person.
Why are you even here? You made an account, disappeared for 2 weeks, and then came back to announce you were giving the site one last chance to keep you. Why would we want to keep you? Did you get the impression that the site with communities like ChapoTrapHouse and FakeNews is some kind of major centre of leftist organising?
Go touch some grass and stop making up owl conspiracies, you’re just being weird.

You definitely shouldn’t try to become a PI then.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH ALL OWLS ARE SUPERB

What’s wrong with reading a book, writing poetry or a novel, exercising, playing with the smartphone…

Ask your manager. They’ll probably say something like “it looks untidy”.

they did for sure donate pretty much all the money they got off the song to leftist causes.

They famously took about a mil from Nike to use it in an ad, then immediately donated it to anti-nike organisations.

hey remember back under the brave and heroic obama when a bunch of justices wouldn’t admit they might be old as fuck and about to implode and refused to retire, and then they died and Trump got to appoint everyone?

You claim that you’re not willing to gamble, but the democrats are, so if you support them you must be too. No matter which side you support, there is no reason to believe that the one you choose won’t either actively engage in or enable further fascistisation of the USA. There’s a reason we keep telling you they are working together towards the same goals.

Owls. Multiple. You are married to all of us owls.

Ok, but is it good cake? Like I not really interested in a bland supermarket sponge that also makes me orgasm, but I would be very into a piece of cake so delicious it causes an involuntary orgasm.

>fights off 5 ringwraiths while protecting a gang of hobbits
>kills like a hundred magically engineered supersoldiers so hobbits can cross a river
>kills an unreasonable number more at Helm’s Deep
>beats up an actual ghost
>just one of those supersoldiers could easily kill like 10 regular humans, but here he is again just mowing them down
>charges the entirety of mordor on foot: survives

But yeah, I’m sure the regular human of above average skill will be fine.

It’s anything that isn’t part of the cis man and cis woman gender binary. Sounds to me like you’re a yes.

I was going to comment on the “No”'s who went out of their way to choose [any] or [they/them] pronouns, but this would make sense as a reason to choose those.

people, including yourself, literally don’t exist as conscious beings, and are merely flesh-robots deterministically reacting to their environment according to physical rules. anyone’s perceptions of pain, or literally anything else, are nonexistent.

If we’re all just quantum interactions inevitably leading to the appearance of consciousness, that still makes us real. Whatever we think, even if there is no truly free willed “consciousness” powering it, those thoughts are still happening. They are physical processes that can be measured and have an observable effect on the universe. Even if it’s because of particle interactions preordained since the big bang, we still feel the pain. There might ultimately be no point to our existence and no real choices that we can make, but that only makes our choices illusory, not our experiences. There is still a point to improving your quality of life, and it’s simply that you like that. There is a point to improving other’s quality of life, and it’s simply that they like that. You may not have ever truly had a choice about it, but those processes definitely still happen. You can declare that it’s all pointless because you were destined to never do anything, or you can loudly declare that it was preordained by the natural processes of the universe when people ask why you’re sticking googly eyes on all the door handles.
It’s honestly weird that we always talk about people being a product of their conditions but as soon as it comes to metaphysics people start going “but what if we’re special and not really a product of our conditions”.

The article explains that he took down the government’s public facing websites for a week, he didn’t actually take down their internet.

Femme, End of Evangelion, and Do Not Expect [Too Much From The End Of The World] are also films.

Is this the game with the character who’s more than 50% ass? Like her ass starts just above her knees and extends halfway up her back, in an extremely unsexy way. She looks like the twist is going to be that she’s actually some kind of mimic and the asscheeks will part to reveal a gaping maw that consumes all life.