“We have new footage…” The footage starts playing. “The Musk Bridge is hit by a tanker now… See it wobbling oddly… And now… At an amazingly fast rate and in an astonishing manner the entire bridge falls over 90 degrees like a boxer getting knocked out. You can see the legs and the bridge itself are horizontal to the water. Also - this is new - Elon Musk has made a comment of sorts. On his X platform - he has posted a single character - a poop emoji…”
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“We have new footage…” The footage starts playing. “The Musk Bridge is hit by a tanker now… See it wobbling oddly… And now… At an amazingly fast rate and in an astonishing manner the entire bridge falls over 90 degrees like a boxer getting knocked out. You can see the legs and the bridge itself are horizontal to the water. Also - this is new - Elon Musk has made a comment of sorts. On his X platform - he has posted a single character - a poop emoji…”