In future Communist America there will be blue communist party and red communist party and they will both serve the interests of the proletariat, but you have to vote for one every 4 years
I’m not voting because both communist parties represent my interests and values too well. I just want both to win. I hope the leaders of both parties live long, happy lives.
Yeah, yeah. Every election is “The most important election of our lives.” Last cycle the worse one won and still delivered on all sorts of material improvements to my life. My purchasing power is stronger than ever, there have been drastic reductions in carbon emissions, nonviolent de-escalation of conflicts in every corner of the globe, robust social programs to support immigrants, etc. It’s hard to see how my vote really matters when I know everything I want is still going to happen no matter who wins.
In future Communist America there will be blue communist party and red communist party and they will both serve the interests of the proletariat, but you have to vote for one every 4 years
The Democratic Centralist party versus the Centralized Democratic Party
We’re the People’s Party of Liberation, not those splitters at the Liberated People’s Party!
I’m not voting because both communist parties represent my interests and values too well. I just want both to win. I hope the leaders of both parties live long, happy lives.
This is the most important election of our lifetime. You are obligated to vote for 100% communism over 99% communism
Yeah, yeah. Every election is “The most important election of our lives.” Last cycle the worse one won and still delivered on all sorts of material improvements to my life. My purchasing power is stronger than ever, there have been drastic reductions in carbon emissions, nonviolent de-escalation of conflicts in every corner of the globe, robust social programs to support immigrants, etc. It’s hard to see how my vote really matters when I know everything I want is still going to happen no matter who wins.