“And then the Bezos-Musk-Gates We Got This™ climate engineering tech started fail. It blocked out the sun for a big part of the year. The unfixable problem was—”
“C’mon! The intro to this story always takes way too long get to the part of the end of the seasons!” Everybody starts yelling at Dakota. She’s the oldest and she is always interrupting. The little ones like the story as it is. She says “Okay! Okay! Great-great grandmother tells us what happened next…”
In a cave in front of a fire in the next century
“And then the Bezos-Musk-Gates We Got This™ climate engineering tech started fail. It blocked out the sun for a big part of the year. The unfixable problem was—”
“C’mon! The intro to this story always takes way too long get to the part of the end of the seasons!” Everybody starts yelling at Dakota. She’s the oldest and she is always interrupting. The little ones like the story as it is. She says “Okay! Okay! Great-great grandmother tells us what happened next…”