SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agoI was raptured during the eclipse and I'm in heaven with Jesus laughing at y'all left on earth fighting cannibals for beans.message-squaremessage-square18fedilinkarrow-up160arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up160arrow-down1message-squareI was raptured during the eclipse and I'm in heaven with Jesus laughing at y'all left on earth fighting cannibals for beans.SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 6 months agomessage-square18fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarePointAndClique [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·6 months agoWhy are we fighting the cannibals for the beans they don’t eat beans
minus-squareDyingOfDeBordom [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 months agoThey need all the beans to use as lures for you delicious vegans I, a filthy carnist, will wait until both sides tire and triumph over both- i’ll have some fuckin’ beans in my people chili
minus-squareFlakesBongler [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoThey want them so we can’t overpower them Popeye-style
minus-squareoscardejarjayes [comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agothe beans are the cannibals
minus-squarePointAndClique [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·6 months agoCan o’ balls
Why are we fighting the cannibals for the beans they don’t eat beans
They need all the beans to use as lures for you delicious vegans
I, a filthy carnist, will wait until both sides tire and triumph over both- i’ll have some fuckin’ beans in my people chili
They want them so we can’t overpower them Popeye-style
the beans are the cannibals
Can o’ balls