10:35 - I have just discovered reverse cowgirl. My life is changed.
10:42 - wife is trying to unzip the tent, I have coomed it shut.
10:44 - she is calling our church
10:53 - the Swiss Guard have arrived and are dissolving my coom seal with holy water. All is lost.
This has to be either a bit or a kink, I refuse to believe otherwise
I’d say there is no way this is real, but the USians are a weird bunch.
IMO, his fantasies being “doggie style, standing doggie style” is too far. Can’t not be a joke.
But I’ve been wrong about such assessments before
This is more like horny quarantine
Are the straights ok?
The gooncage is real
The gooncage can’t hurt you.
She’s got a camera in there, and she’s posting his jail stays on OnlyFans to support her vintage furniture habit.
Based
yes, honey 😔
:fry:
this is real
Impossible
I have so many questions and yet I’m not sure if I want the answers! 😂
Cuuumping
Why
Because free online porn is too powerful for men to resist.
I mean, good for them figuring something out together. (That tent likely has a weird smell, though.)