• sbv@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    16·
    6 months ago

    Man. My kids are just getting out of the hand holding stage. I love that they’re getting more mature, but I really miss those hot slimy little hands.

      • sbv@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
        6·
        6 months ago

        You don’t realize how slimy/sticky kids are until you have your own. Like, they’re clearly gross, but you don’t realize how gross.

        • The Assman@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          6·
          6 months ago

          You can explain hygiene to a four year old until you’re blue in the face and they’ll still turn around and chase a chicken nugget under the booth at a restaurant.