“Look at that beta male, not even asserting his dominance over the couches!”
-JD Vance, probably
I’m calling it. This year’s most popular couples costume for Halloween will be JD Vance and a couch.
I’ve never seen so much restraint in my life
I showed the pictures to J.D. and he tells me those couches are just begging for it.
Found Vance’s account.
“They’re saying he stole this one, everybody’s saying it, he’s in worlds no one’s ever heard, he’s communist, fascist…sir, sir they said, …”
Yup just tucked it up under his shirt and walked out
I only vote for vice presidents that respect couches.
“grab 'em by the seatcushion”
- JD Vance probably
“Friendzoned by a couch? Typical liberal male cuck”
/S And i hope i used that term right
He’s the kind of couch user couches wish they had.
Oooh JD Vance will be mad!
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