I love using Consoomer, as recent as a while ago. This is the perfect term to describe people who spend their every waking minute, feeling like they’ve got to go buy things. It isn’t because they’re buying to survive or sustain. They’re buying just to consoom. Cattle with wallets as I’ve called them.
I also like Coomer, because it makes fun of people who’re obsessed with jacking off and pornography in unhealthy ways.
i like to use “skill issue” from time to time
bork rings a bell for me. from the sweedish chef. my headcanon is when you try to work but totally borked it. the original intention may be different.
sus. suspicious. easier to say and since everybody almost knows it, they can easily catch on. totally not “jesus”.
gg/rip. good game. i find very flexible to use and feels like it’s acceptable in most circumstances to mean “it’s over”.
If it helps, I also use borked and gg in everyday life
Though I guess only because my friend group plays a lot of games so its a very familiar term
I catch myself using “GG” in real life all the time, it’s just become part of the local parlance in my gaming group. Usually it comes out as part of “RIP GG”, basically, good try but we’re cooked.
i totally feel you. for close friends / acquaintances:
- sleep deprived? reply: gg, rip
- stuck in traffic? reply: rip, gg
- plans didn’t pan out? reply: gg
ooooh, what a politically loaded word. there’s a familiar clarence thomas mention there too.
As a person who occasionally makes confessional asides “to the camera” I find it amusing to rhetorically ask “Chat” about things. “Ugh, I don’t wanna cook tonight. How about it Chat, we ordering pizza?”
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as recent as a while ago
This one is my fav
Simultaneously says nothing and everything
I’ve come to love anything related to music.
This song is a total bop
This shit slaps!
And so on…
I love it to annoy people that think new slang is stupid, but it’s also nice to have new words to describe music, I think.
Never realized how many absolute BANGERS that ABBA has until we saw a cover band of them recently.
This comment is a banger
I like the term “cooked” when you screw up
“Consoomer” would just sound like someone who read the word “consumer” and never heard it, especially someone who doesn’t speak English as a first language. I would never guess it’s an internet word! Haha
Skibidi rizz
Just kidding, I have no idea what that means
I have a pet tanuki, which are also known as raccoon dogs, and I like to combine the slang term for raccoon which is “trash panda” and the slang term for dog which is “doggo”.
I like “fr”
France.
My unpopular opinion is that I absolutely hate this phrase. Also, “not gonna lie”, yuck.
I’m weak for “it’s a Dutch paradox”.
What is a Dutch paradox?
I’m Googling it, but all I’m finding is pre-2020 political articles.
Just remove it with this simple command
rm -fr \
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I’m always in favour of green text “be me” instead of I.
I like af when added after an adjective to increase the magnitude. Something could be sus, which means something is suspicious. Or, it could be sus af, which means that thing is super suspicious and almost certainly has something going on. Why yes, I have been playing Among Us. Red sus af.
I like hearing Australians say “munted”
