… and relish goes in the pump action relish shotgun
Not to mention the pickle minigun and the slaw howitzer…
INCOMING!!!
I would like to order a baked bean airstrike on this position
some things in life are just NEEDED!
The little bottles on the right hand side are the cartridges the gun dispenses from. Red tipped cartridge holds ketchup and the yellow one mustard. The gun in the pic is currently loaded with a yellow tipped cartridge (seen sticking out of the muzzle) and is therefore correctly dispensing mustard.
The gun just happens to be colored red. You want a yellow gun, go make one yourself.
Condiment King will not stand for his weapons being abused in this manner.
Marketing Consultant: No, King Condiment, you can’t put red in red on an ad. They won’t see it. They’ll wonder why you’re selling a gun to shoot at food.
The King: But it’s great advertising!
Marketing Consultant: No, that’s not a great marketing ad.
The King: But they can still use red for ketchup right?
Marketing Consultant: Of course. And your instructions can tell them which is for which.
The King: It’s so confusing!
Marketing Consultant: It is. And if you had hired us before manufacturing millions of these we could have told you about using another base color with red and yellow grips and triggers. But you didn’t and so here we are.
That’s right! In the square hole!
According to many, ketchup goes in the garbage instead of on the hot dog
Ketchup is for the fries, never the dog.
Nah, mayo is for the fries. Ketchup is for the burgers.
I can’t help but notice that’s an awfully small wiener. Confirms my priors.
Can someone remind me what Hank is actually yelling to Jesse in this scene? Fuck I need to watch this show again
I made the mistake of watching breaking bad again, right after finishing the Sopranos, so I could compare them. Watching breaking bad after Sopranos makes you kinda dislike it. It’s such a straight forward show, no depth or hidden meaning, and it’s miserable all the way through. Great show but it will never hold a candle to Sopranos. Even the ending to breaking bad was straightforward and neat
It’s %3 yellow, I’ll give it a %3 pass.
They only come in red I think
