waiting for the throne for almost 74 years
finally get it
cancer
chamber music rendition of ‘Despacito’ plays
man seeing that horse really did a number on the old nonce
Mr. Eyes
Comrade horse
So there is a small part of him that’s good after all.
Small and growing!
Ok, who’s next in line and how many of these fuckers have to go before we end up with a severely disabled child emperor ruling through an all-powerful caste of eunuch beurocrats?
Please, a child king in the modern world would be so fucking funny
comrade tumor do your thing!
Oh fuck my wish came true. I’m sorry everyone I wasted my birthday wish on just one of them :(
It’s okay comrade, at least you managed to (hopefully) compromise one of them to a permanent end
Just something to keep in mind for next year
RIP BOZO
Why does this look like one of those psychology papers where they digitally shop someone’s smile into a frown?
Comrade
inflicts critical psychic damage.King Charles now has [CANCER] + [DOOM]
In the tumultuous theocratic monarchy of the United Kingdom, an island nation marked by instability and recent shifts in leadership, Buckingham Palace has disclosed that King Charles III is battling cancer. This development adds to the nation’s ongoing leadership crisis, intensified by the recent passing of Queen Elizabeth II. The type of cancer remains undisclosed, casting a veil of secrecy over the king’s health and highlighting concerns about transparency. At 75, Charles’s withdrawal from public duties to undergo treatment underscores the fragile state of the regime. Amidst regular treatments and vows to return to duty, this episode exposes the deepening cracks within a monarchy struggling to uphold its ancient aristocratic traditions against the backdrop of its decline from a global powerhouse to a state grappling with internal strife and a succession of ephemeral leaders.
abdicate you stupid old freak
no point abdicating if you arent gonna abolish the entire monarchy.
come on, dont you wanna be in the history books as the last british monarch and not just some guy trying to fill lizzie’s shoes? it’d be pretty funny
live mandate of heaven reaction:
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Article says it’s not prostate cancer but was found during his prostate exam in which it was enlarged. Weird info to drop without naming the cancer
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HRHHRTThe good news is that he has cancer
the price is right losing hornThe price is wrong, bitch.
:barker-golf-club:
If this is an aggressive form of cancer, he could end up with the third shortest reign of any English monarch. One for the record books!
Lady Jane Grey speed run
break out the head of lettuce!
Further proof that Comrade Truss hit him with the cancer gun. Keep Truss’ing the plan!
