John Seen Ya 
The actor, 46, appeared to be almost entirely nude, wearing only Birkenstocks and holding an envelope that read “Costume Design” over his manhood.
After he slowly approached the microphone, he said just one word that had the audience in fits of laughter: “Costumes…”.
“Costumes… are so important,” he continued, to a round of applause
[…]
“Maybe the most important thing there is. I can’t open the envelope,” he added
I mean, honestly this just reads like a very good bit
I didn’t know the context, but this sounds really funny.
I (Kropotkin forgive me) watched some of the Oscars, and the bits were pretty good. Can confirm that this was entirely a bit.
"What’s really wrong with John Cena, is this normal? Men used to be men,” wrote another very upset social media dweller.
retvrn guy but for when dudes wore tights and heels
How is a muscular man from combat sports (even if it’s scripted) being naked in front of an admiring audience not “manly” to these people? Did they forget their trad masculine marble statues were created by a guy staring at a dude’s penis in his face for several weeks on end?
“Because being sexualised for attention is a female trait. It’s degrading and therefore men shouldn’t do it!”
retvrn guy but for when dudes wore tights and [were] heels
Sorry had to make a wrestling joke.
You mean this John Cena?
“I love Vince McMahon,” Cena said. “He’s everything you could want in a great friend, business partner, father, mentor. I love the man…” While Cena has remained close with McMahon, many others haven’t after the Chairman of the Board was forced to briefly retire from WWE following an investigation into hush money payments to cover up affairs and sexual misconduct allegations. As such, Cena was asked if it had become hard to reconcile his friendship with McMahon following those revelations.
“No,” Cena said. “I mean, everyone has the right to have their perspective. I have the right to have mine. When you love somebody, you take them as imperfectly perfect as they are. We all make mistakes, we all have poor decisions. Lord knows I’ve made my collection of poor choices. That doesn’t mean I’m not going to love somebody. There’s no way I can go on record and say I don’t love Vince McMahon.” WWE’s investigation into McMahon revealed he had spent, in total, over $19.6 million on hush money payments since 2006. Overall, McMahon has been accused of sexual misconduct, or worse, nine times since 1992.
Read More: https://www.wrestlinginc.com/1227251/john-cena-on-vince-mcmahon-allegations-we-all-make-mistakes/
There’s no way I can go on record and say I don’t love Vince McMahon.
Lol. McMahon must have him by the balls like Scientology with Tome Cruise
The more damning thing (if there can be) is that it was sort of an open secret at WWE what was going on behind the scenes.
Cena was the poster-boy so he had to know exactly what was going down.
McMahon was accused of a lot of fucked up stuff, including
SA allegations
Making the lady he made become a sex slave to bang wrestlers as part of contract negotiations, shared nudes of her with everyone, all the way down to sound/camera guys, etc
Even camera operators knew, let alone Cena.
Then there’s this insanity of having his girlfriend sign a 75 page document when they moved in together. Totally normal human behavior with nothing to hide
Assume all celebrities are bastards until proven otherwise tbh
And then assume that proof is an elaborate PR campaign.
No… NO ! Y-You are lying you dirty TANKIE!! … John is one of the good ones…
I’m glad I never liked Cena
Self-proclaimed misogynist Andrew Tate declared that Cena was “doing his humiliation ritual to satisfy his gay paymasters,” adding that he would never be convinced to do the same – not that he would be asked, mind.
“What’s really wrong with John Cena, is this normal? Men used to be men,” wrote another very upset social media dweller.
Interesting. I guess it makes sense they’d be mad about this, they wouldn’t be mad if it were a woman doing it as they’d see it as standard hypersexualisation of women for the entertainment of men. When a man does it they feel it threatens patriarchy.
Didn’t that chode literally post a picture of himself laying on a couch naked with a pillow over his dong like a week ago.
I guess he figures the fact he had to pay a bunch of women to sit around him pretending they arent being trafficked makes it different.
Fuckin’ bakchode all over again…
They realised the Will Smith slap got heaps of views so they are trying to replicate the same attention seeking act
idk man he looks like a hairless gorilla
Yeah this level of musculature and leanness is simply not naturally attainable at his age (or probably any age). It’s just too much, he’s too big.
So what ? If he wants to change his body to suit his taste let him. Im sure its not healthy but as long as he is aware of the possible health problems I see little issue with it. I think he looks great.
What a weird bit. I mean nobody can see John Cena, he may as well just be naked all the time.
The amount of steroids you need to be on to look like this at age 46 while being 185cm /6’1 tall, Christ.
I feel sorry for his liver and heart.
