• SoyViking [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    8 months ago

    Russia engineered the Great Norwegian Egg Famine of 2024 to sow discord inside NATO. Putin personally ate all the eggs in Norway with Stalin’s comically oversized spoon.

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      8 months ago

      don’t be fooled by fakes! Stalin’s comically oversized spoon was cast before the trinity tests and thus bears such radiological signature of its time – the real spoon is currently housed within the ISS, and its earthfall is greatly anticipated by Marxist Astrologists.